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Benson
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Sandwich baron
He was looking for Jay Z.
July 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"Hello poachers... poachers hello! Good news - we have 48 new rhinos at this ranch in Uganda. Pull up!"
March 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Reposted by Benson
🗞️As an old newspaperman, this Mark Twain adage is ringing a bell this morning:

"Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel."

🗞️The Atlantic is handling these inept, lying enemies of the people with the truth ... and nothing but the truth.
March 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I need multiple cold beers. What a long week.
February 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Elon Musk brought his kid to the Oval Office as a PR move, to soften his image, and now everyone has new Musk to hate. 🤦🏾‍♂️
February 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I'm watching the Black Hawk Down doccie and I had no idea how badly the US fucked around and found out in Mogadishu. They were rocked by untrained civilians with rusty AKs.
February 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We have these people in Constantia and Bedfordview.
youtu.be/NZZHctPA22c?...
The Chilling Story of Serbia's Human Slaughterhouse
YouTube video by Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project
youtu.be
January 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
No person on this planet can make a better sandwich than me. Tell every employee of every Sandwich Baron that their arms are too short to box with God.
January 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Every three weeks, I get an email from Maverick begging for money to support independent and investigative journalism. I'm getting sick of it. Your business model cannot be grovelling.
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Put together a home-made pesticide but forgot to check the wind direction before spraying. I now have baby pesticides growing in my stomach 😭
December 10, 2024 at 4:56 AM
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I had an incredible Korea-Japan War joke when that Southampton chap tackled Mitoma. They're both Japanese.
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I'm listening to house music and it just dawned me: If Jeffrey Dahmer had moved his rampage into the state next door, we probably wouldn't have this delicious genre. S/O to the Wisconsin police.
November 29, 2024 at 7:52 PM
"An underage illegal miner who emerged from Shaft 10 in Stilfontein along with other teenagers on Thursday morning, was found with gold wrapped in a white cloth around his penis, according to police."
Stilfontein standoff: Teen illegal miner wrapped gold worth R80k around his genitals - police | News24
An underage illegal miner who emerged from Shaft 10 in Stilfontein, along with other teenagers, had gold wrapped in a white cloth around his penis, according to police.
www.news24.com
November 29, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I really enjoy the progressiveness of the question "what's wrong with you?" It implies there's definitely something wrong with you. Now we need to move forward and determine what it is so we can get you some help.
November 29, 2024 at 7:45 AM
How do we make mosquitos and flies go away forever? How do we get them poached to extinction? Should we start a rumour that they're a delicacy so that Vietnamese and Chinese markets can intervene? 😩
November 28, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Mmusi Maimane must be so cut up about his boy facing jail time.
November 21, 2024 at 4:22 PM
There's no human being on earth who can make a better sandwich than me. No one.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Leon Schreiber's Home Affairs took one month to give me a replacement ID card. Pathetic.
November 19, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Few things amuse me like the "Women's Power Brunch" scam. They're taking "She-EOs" and "Sheroes" for everything. 😂
November 18, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Reposted by Benson
Love this. ‘Queue’ is from the French word with the same spelling (but pronounced as ‘kuh’) meaning an animal’s long tail.

In the 18th and 19th centuries it also referred to a pigtail and was sometimes spelled as ‘cue’, which gave us the name of the long thin rod used in snooker.
the “ueue” in “queue” is really just there as an example
November 17, 2024 at 9:44 AM
November 17, 2024 at 9:01 AM
I need a food dehydrator.
November 16, 2024 at 8:10 PM