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I hate Elonois Nazis
January 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I hate Elonois Nazis
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Him: I need advice.
Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
January 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Him: I need advice.
Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
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I really needed to hear this. Of course, I've barely noticed the sunset because I haven't actually seen the sun in weeks, so it's swings and roundabouts I guess.
Just a reminder, as you look outside and notice it's already getting dark 😱, that today is the earliest sunset of the year (15:51 in London). From tomorrow the sunsets slowwwwly start getting later again. (Sunrises don't start getting earlier until Dec 30th hence solstice on 21st.) YOU ARE WELCOME.
December 12, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I really needed to hear this. Of course, I've barely noticed the sunset because I haven't actually seen the sun in weeks, so it's swings and roundabouts I guess.
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The perfect refuge from the chaos of the world? A library or bookstore—where silence reigns, stories thrive, and morons dare not tread.
December 10, 2024 at 7:39 PM
The perfect refuge from the chaos of the world? A library or bookstore—where silence reigns, stories thrive, and morons dare not tread.
Let the Xmas baking begin!
December 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Let the Xmas baking begin!
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Some things not to comment on this Christmas:
- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel
- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel
December 7, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Some things not to comment on this Christmas:
- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel
- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel
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December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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Just heard on the radio that Mohammed has overtaken Noah as the most popular name in Britain for a baby boy.
Somewhere out there a gammon will have also heard this, he’ll probably be too enraged and confused to adequately shag his flag.
Thoughts and prayers.
Somewhere out there a gammon will have also heard this, he’ll probably be too enraged and confused to adequately shag his flag.
Thoughts and prayers.
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Just heard on the radio that Mohammed has overtaken Noah as the most popular name in Britain for a baby boy.
Somewhere out there a gammon will have also heard this, he’ll probably be too enraged and confused to adequately shag his flag.
Thoughts and prayers.
Somewhere out there a gammon will have also heard this, he’ll probably be too enraged and confused to adequately shag his flag.
Thoughts and prayers.
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If you find yourself wondering if a new book will solve all your problems today, the answer is yes
November 18, 2024 at 9:04 AM
If you find yourself wondering if a new book will solve all your problems today, the answer is yes
My little cottage looking very cosy this morning. ❄️🌨️❄️ #snowfall #cottagecore
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
My little cottage looking very cosy this morning. ❄️🌨️❄️ #snowfall #cottagecore