Nemo Effbaum
@nemoeffbaum.bsky.social
Used Bible Salesman | Freelance Antichrist
Hope Jonathan Ross gets ass cancer.
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Hope Jonathan Ross gets ass cancer.
Wasn’t even a cop. There was some trigger-happy untrained idiot, who probably failed the psych eval to become a cop.
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Wasn’t even a cop. There was some trigger-happy untrained idiot, who probably failed the psych eval to become a cop.
Everybody just keep door dashing McDonalds to the White House. He won’t be able to stop himself. Let nature take its course.
January 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Everybody just keep door dashing McDonalds to the White House. He won’t be able to stop himself. Let nature take its course.
I was starting to get worried. Hadn’t heard anything from Pastor Greg in a while.
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I was starting to get worried. Hadn’t heard anything from Pastor Greg in a while.
And somehow, it looks like it just drove out of a PS2 game even more now…
September 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And somehow, it looks like it just drove out of a PS2 game even more now…
I’d settle for complete sentences at this point.
September 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’d settle for complete sentences at this point.
This is precisely why I asked. Not everywhere is Utah, obviously, and not every Mormon family is absurdly large, but the venn diagram therein does have quite a bit of overlap.
May 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is precisely why I asked. Not everywhere is Utah, obviously, and not every Mormon family is absurdly large, but the venn diagram therein does have quite a bit of overlap.
Just for clarification, what is a "car full"? Are we talking like a sedan? Or a church van?
May 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just for clarification, what is a "car full"? Are we talking like a sedan? Or a church van?
Also, not to split hairs, but he wasn't born in America either, so...
May 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Also, not to split hairs, but he wasn't born in America either, so...
Imagine being one of the even sillier individuals who still does.
March 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Imagine being one of the even sillier individuals who still does.
Pretty sure that's just called Christianity.
March 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Pretty sure that's just called Christianity.
Imagine being one of the silly individuals who thought he was a genius.
March 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Imagine being one of the silly individuals who thought he was a genius.
Calling it now. Stewart will ask a simple question that makes Musk look silly on TV, and a few days later will be found dead under mysterious circumstances.
February 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Calling it now. Stewart will ask a simple question that makes Musk look silly on TV, and a few days later will be found dead under mysterious circumstances.
Okay god... I know we don't talk much, but here's the thing...
February 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Okay god... I know we don't talk much, but here's the thing...
As it happens, I have some rather important research about "exactly how much McDonald's CAN the human body actually handle before it just explodes" and he's been majorly dragging his feet for a while...
February 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
As it happens, I have some rather important research about "exactly how much McDonald's CAN the human body actually handle before it just explodes" and he's been majorly dragging his feet for a while...
Maybe I'm just being a dick, but I've never been under the impression that Vance suffers from an overabundance of masculinity...
February 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Maybe I'm just being a dick, but I've never been under the impression that Vance suffers from an overabundance of masculinity...
Wait, wait, wait... You're telling me Trump is a megalomaniacal douchebag?!?!
Get outta town.
Get outta town.
February 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wait, wait, wait... You're telling me Trump is a megalomaniacal douchebag?!?!
Get outta town.
Get outta town.
I'd be way more concerned about the stupid shit pink-haired Christians spew forth...
February 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'd be way more concerned about the stupid shit pink-haired Christians spew forth...
Kinda makes a fella wonder... If the story isn't complete and utter bullshit, why isn't the Ark Encounter a floating zoo staffed by 8 people?
February 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Kinda makes a fella wonder... If the story isn't complete and utter bullshit, why isn't the Ark Encounter a floating zoo staffed by 8 people?
It's already obvious. It's been obvious. Donald Trump could have sex with a baby on the 6 o'clock news and they'd just coo over it being fulfilled prophecy or something equally stupid.
February 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's already obvious. It's been obvious. Donald Trump could have sex with a baby on the 6 o'clock news and they'd just coo over it being fulfilled prophecy or something equally stupid.