According to John Mulaney, Jonathan Taylor Thomas is gonna be our next President.

Just found out that the President of Mexico is not only a lady, but also an actual scientist. And here we are in America being "led" by an incompetent, incontinent sex criminal whose crowning achievement is number of people bullied into telling him that he's a billionaire.

#fucktrump

The funny thing is that "cafe Americano" was coined as something of an insult—a term for watered-down coffee

Actually pretty excited about the #tiktok ban. Anything to keep adults who can vote and reproduce from eating laundry detergent.

I would pour my guts out on social media but literally nobody fucking cares what I have to say.

If anybody comments at all it would likely be to tell me that nobody cares that I'm saying this either.

I wish HBO would produce a Bible drama so faithful to the source material that it's just Game of Thrones with fewer dragons and WAY MORE sex and violence.

@noahlugeons.bsky.social Just imagine how much worse it would have looked if accuracy was important important to these people

Be #thankful for the farmers who planted, grew, and harvested the food.
For the butcher who slaughtered it.
For the trucker who transported it.
For the grocer who sold it.
For the cook who prepared it.
For the host who will clean up afterward.

Then, if you like, thankful to God for whatever he did

Sex work is real work.

Being a landlord isn't.

Just felt super old upon realizing the music I once got grounded for listening to is now Dollar General head-bob music...

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

Jesus didn't do anything. You did.

youtu.be/2fAcBVHx7VY?...