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That's Nelson Eggs
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I will not stop drawing eggs doing stuff until my hands fall off and I'm blind and there's nothing you can do about it except cut off my hands and throw acid in my face
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I heard the people of tik tok are eating caviar so here's a comic from 2018. Read my comics and eat caviar if you must. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg with a peg leg, eye patch, and pirate bandana/hat combo says, "everyone expects you to have caviar at your parties?" 2. Closeup on the nelson egg holding a small jar and saying, "surprise them with the new best damn caviar on the market." 3. A closeup on the jar of caviar. Caption above the jar says, "Nelson caviar is the fucking best!" The jar says, "That's Nelson Caviar" and features and odd looking fish pooping out eggs that are meant to look like they're joining the caviar inside across the bottom of the label. 4. The nelson egg is opening the jar of caviar and saying, "it's the only caviar that comes with a spoon inside..." 5. A hand digs in the open jar of caviar, spilling it. 6. A hand holds a small spoon full of caviar. Caption says, "eat 'em before they get away" Some of the caviar have little stick-limbs and are running away. One says, "don't eat me!" Another says, "help!" Another has jumped from the spoon and shouts, "fuck this!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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This comic is from 2019, but it was an idea originally about the first time traveler who immediately gets mugged by time traveling baptists who steal his time machine to meet Jesus, find he's ordinary, then set up the conditions to make what was written about him true. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. Dr. Philhead, a bug-eyed potato that looks like Dr. Phil's head with arms and legs, sits in a chair on the set of The Dr. Philhead Show, saying, "So, Hank...I hear you have an interesting story you want to tell." 2. Hank, a nelson egg, sits in a chair opposite Dr. Philhead and says, "Yes, sir, Dr. Philhead, sir. It all started when I invented a time machine." 3. Closeup on Hank with a chyron under him that says, "Hank the Inventor Nutty Kook". Hank says, "Two years from now, I made the machine in my garage. The first attempt sent me two months into the past, into my home." 4. Wide shot of the two of them in their chairs as Hank continues explaining, "after I learned how to control when and where I would end up, I wanted to go back to when I could meet Kazaam and witness his miracles." 5. Closeup of Hank saying, "then I found out Shaq is not really a genie and my time machine was stolen by time-traveling fundamentalists who refused to accept the fact that their god is just a basketball player. They made Kazaam to justify their religion. It's all fake. It's just a bullshit movie." 6. Wide shot of the two of them again. Dr. Philhead looks angry. A time traveler is stepping out of a black tear in space behind them and saying, "you're under arrest for temporal blasphemy!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Has this ever happened to you!? #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg stands in a corner while another nelson egg runs toward them waving a hand and saying, "Hank! I want to show you something neat!" 2. Hank has turned around to face the running nelson egg and says, "okay, I'm not doing anything anyway." 3. The other nelson egg leans in close to Hank and says "watch." The nelson egg grabs a small pink thread in Hank's shell. 4. The nelson egg pulls the pink thread out and it shifts to orange. 5. Hank is beginning to shrivel and is lifted off his feet as the nelson egg pulls the thread out more. The thread changes color every foot or so, so it's pink, orange, green, blue, and purple. 6. Hank is really shriveled now and floating above the nelson egg who is still pulling the multicolored thread out, and it is just coiling around on the floor.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Arm wrestling is for Hanks, Tom. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg is flexing their biceps and saying, "is no one strong enough to compete with me?" In the background, another nelson egg is leaving the room, rubbing one of the biceps. 2. The nelson egg points at a crowd of nelson egg in the room and says, "your weakness bores me." 3. The nelson egg begins pacing the room and says, "defeating you has been like tearing wet paper!" 4. A nelson egg with two octopus-like tentacles instead of arms raises a tentacle and says, "I'd like to try, Hank." 5. Hank puts his fists on his hips and looks at the tentacle-armed nelson egg and says, "you, Tom? Haha, no. It's arm wrestling, not tentacle wrestling. Don't be silly." 6. Hank raises his fist and finishes, "arm wrestling is for Hanks, Tom."
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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This was a pitch I put together for A&E for a show about a ghost realtor trying to find homes for the newly deceased and when I met with the network executives they said, "no." I heard one of them whisper, "how am I supposed to masturbate to THAT?" during my demonstration. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. 2 nelson eggs are touring a house. One says, "this house has 17 bedrooms, 2 kitchens, 1.5 bathrooms and a shed out back." 2. The other nelson egg responds, "wow, this is perfect." 3. They appear to be moving around the house without moving their legs. The first nelson egg says, "yep. Plenty of space for you and your stupid kids." 4. A third nelson egg walks by in the background carrying a box. The second nelson egg says, "yep. They'll love this house. Um...who's that?" 5. The first nelson egg gestures towards the nelson egg walking by with the box and says, "that's one of the Hanks that lives here, but they won't bother you. As you know, the living rarely see us, can't do anything about us, and will die sooner than you think." 6. The second nelson egg crosses their arms and says, "didn't I tell you I don't want to haunt the living?"
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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The fine print on all zoo tickets says you can't get a refund if none of the animals become aroused when they see you coming around. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg is dumping animal food onto the floor near a sign that is labeled "DO NOT ENTER". Another nelson egg gestures at them and says, "excuse me! Are you the manager of this disaster?" 2. The manager replies, "well, I object to your characterization of this place as a disaster, but yes. I am the manager." 3. The other nelson egg points at the ground and says, "well this is certainly the worst zoo I've ever seen. My kids hate it too." Behind the nelson egg is two smaller nelson eggs, presumably kids. One is staring at a snake. The other is standing with arms crossed. 4. Close up of the parent nelson egg saying, "we've been all over the place twice and absolutely none of the animals are fertilizing their eggs." 5. The parent nelson egg continues, "they're all just sleeping or eating or pooping or reading or filling out insurance forms or starting improv groups of getting really drunk." The arms-crossed kid is stomping off toward the snake watcher because the snake watcher has started tapping on the glass of the snake's habitat. 6. The parent nelson egg finishes, "we would just like to see some fucking."
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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From 2020. Parodying a Geraldo Rivera special from 1986 just to say FUCK TERFS because they fucking suck. #webcomic
6 panel comic: So, this comic is referencing Geraldo Rivera's tv special "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults". 1. Standing outside of a bank, a nelson egg says, "Hello and welcome to The Tomb of the Last Human Live! I'm Hank Nelson!" 2. Close up on Hank saying, "legend says the last human crawled into this building 400 years ago to die alone." 3. Hank is walking through the completely generic bank with assorted crap strewn about. A velvet rope is laying on the floor. Hank says, "they've been sealed in a tomb here and we're about to open it for the first time. What treasures did the human take with them?" 4. Hank stands outside of a bank vault door while another nelson egg is attempting to open it. Hank says, "Alright, open it up!" 5. Hank stands in a safety deposit vault. There is a human skeleton on the floor. On the wall above the skeleton, graffiti says "FUCK TERFS" and there are two graffiti middle fingers on either side of "FUCK TERFS". Hank says, "alright, well...there's no treasure, but there's the skeleton, as you'd expect, and they painted something on the wall: a final message." 6. Close up on Hank gesturing towards the "FUCK TERFS" graffiti and saying, "I don't know what it means but it must've been pretty important in human culture."
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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From 2019. It was a weird time. There were apparently, allegedly, people who were strictly fans of Marvel movies, and people who were strictly fans of DC movies, and Scorsese called them all amusement park movies or something like that and they were not happy. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg lays on the floor in front of a refrigerator, reaching under it with one arm. Another nelson egg stands nearby saying, "I'm sure I dropped them right here. You don't see them or feel anything?" 2. The nelson egg digging under the fridge is now on their knees looking into their hand and saying, "no it's just the usual crap you'd expect to find." 3. The other nelson egg says, "but Hank, they're my opinions. If we don't find them, how can I post them online?" 4. Hank is digging through the crap in his hand that he found under the fridge and says, "yeah, there's just like...peanuts and dust and, um, a few pennies. Wait, is this what you're looking for?" A few lines make it look like whatever he's holding is shining. 5. Hank hands the shining whatever over to the other nelson egg who says, "although Batman vs. Superman is the greatest film ever made, Scorsese and Coppola should shut up about Marvel movies. They're just jealous. Yes, this is them. Thank you." 6. Hank points at the other nelson eggs shining hand full of opinions and says, "...you should put that back under the fridge and forget about it."
October 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Watercolor painting with the toddler, who has mixed all the colors together so much it's sort of a guess what you're getting. Thinking about doing Bob Ross-like videos where I paint Bob Ross portraits but this one looks like Colloidal Silver Bob Ross
A very rough watercolor painting of Bob Ross with dark blue-gray skin, as if he'd taken colloidal silver all his life.
October 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Yes, Hank is definitely actually awake. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg is falling, almost diving, in an empty void. Caption: "Hank dreamed he was falling." 2. Still falling through the void, but now falling as if standing up with arms crossed. Caption: "After a while, he grew bored, realized he was dreaming, and decided he needed to wake up." 3. Hank sitting up on the floor of an empty room, rubbing his forehead. Caption: "He was disoriented when he woke up." 4. Closer to the middle of the room, a turtle approaches Hank. Hank is shocked. Caption: "He didn't know where he was or what time it was or if he was going to be late for work." 5. Hank is on his knees waving at the turtle in front of him. The turtle appears to be gagging. 6. The turtle has thrown up a key and is smiling at Hank.
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Did everyone remember to bring their favorite mug to celebrate National Mug Day? No? Not my problem. (from 2019) #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg sitting in the corner of a room below a poster for the movie Blank Check, says, "hey, can you please get me some coffee?" 2. Another nelson egg standing in front of a kitchen counter with a coffee maker with a full pot of coffee says, "yeah, I got it. Want a cookie?" 3. The first nelson egg replies, "ooh, yes, please." 4. The second nelson egg holds their hands together, cupped, with coffee dripping through their fingers, and says, "okay, here you go...where's your mug?" 5. The first nelson egg replies, "oh, I thought you'd bring me a mug..." 6. The second nelson egg throws the coffee and cookie, which obviously must've been floating in the coffee, on the first nelson egg.
October 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I finished drawing this sometime last week and just moved on, completely forgetting to scan and edit it. It has been a long week. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. Two nelson eggs stand guard in front of an arched wooden door. Left guard says, "I forgot to tell you I won't be here tomorrow. I'm off." 2. Right guard says, "what? I gotta guard this place by myself?" 3. Left guard says, "no, Hank said he would send up a mirror for you to stand next to." Left guard holds up his hands to demonstrate the other guard standing next to the mirror." 4. Right guard holds up their index fingers next to each other and says, "so it will just look like there's two guards?" 5. Left guard continues, "and you can even talk to the mirror. It'll be like someone wants to hear all your boring stories." Right guard is standing right next to them with arms crossed. 6. Right guard leans into right guard's face, pointing at them, and says, "...fuck you."
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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From 2019. I'm surprised I didn't do more with The Safecracker, the super hero who throws small safes at criminals. Imagine doing the Batman origin story where he finds all the experts and trains tirelessly and then he just throws a safe at every criminal he meets. #webcomic
6 panel comic 1. A nelson egg is being mugged in an alley. The mugger holds and knife and says, "gimme all your baseball cards!" In the background, another nelson egg observes from a rooftop. 2. The mugged nelson egg stammers, "baseball cards? I don't..." as the observing nelson egg leaps to the ground behind the mugger. 3. The observing nelson egg stands with their fist up. They have a cap tied around their shell where a neck would be if they were, you know...not an egg, something with a neck. They say, "put down the knife! Right now, or else!" 4. The mugger turns around as their victim flees. They point the knife at the caped nelson egg. The cape is weirdly short and just has an egg on it. The mugger says, "or else what? Who the fuck are you? Gimme all your baseball cards!" 5. The caped nelson egg holds up a tiny safe, a little bigger than a rubix cube, and says, "No. I am the Safecracker, and the only thing you'll be getting from me is a few cracks from my safe!" 6. The Safecracker has thrown the safe at the mugger, smashing them right in the shell that is clearly breaking from the throw. The mugger will probably not survive.
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Sometimes it's tedious writing the alt text for these and I hope someone is appreciating it. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. Two nelson eggs are in the corner of a room. One is sitting down and the other is leaning against a wall. The leaning nelson egg says, "I'm bored. Do you want to play monopoly? Please." 2. The nelson egg on the floor shrugs and says, "yeah, okay. I guess." 3. The standing nelson egg is walking away and the nelson egg that was sitting has stood up and is starting to walk. 4. The standing nelson egg is entering a security code into a keypad next to a door that is labeled "The Monopoly Room". Behind him, the other nelson egg is floating. Their arms and legs are gone. The nelson egg says, "uh-oh..." 5. The two nelson egg return to the corner of the room where they'd been bored and find the nelson egg's arms and legs are standing as if the nelson egg was still attached to them. The arms are crossed. The floating nelson egg says, "I've gotta deal with this." 6. The floating nelson egg confronts their dismembered limbs, saying, "come on! We're playing monopoly!" The arms speak for the legs and flip off the nelson egg with both hands.
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Also, the death penalty must be abolished. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg sits in a prison cell. Another nelson egg outside the cell says, "hey, Jones...you got that all filled out yet?" 2. Jones sits on the cell bed looking at a piece of paper and says, "uh, yeah. Yeah, I think so..." 3. Jones passed the paper through the cell bars to the guard nelson egg outside. 4. The guard nelson egg looks at the paper. It says "Final meal" at the top, and under that it just says "imitation crab meat". 5. Later, the guard nelson egg sits on a bench with their hands cuffed behind their back and their feet shackled together. Another nelson egg stands in front of them saying, "alright, Hank. Are you ready to tell me why you helped Jones escape?" 6. Hank says, "it didn't feel right, executing an egg that was already dead."
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Back when I first started drawing the chicken fingers characters, I tried to harass every corporate restaurant chain with chicken fingers/tenders on their menu into hiring me to making ads for them and none of it ever works out for me. I am bad at social media. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg is knocking on a door. 2. A chicken finger monster (an animal with the body of a chicken with human fingers, usually instead of legs, but often weirdly placed all over the body) has answered the door and the nelson egg says, "we got a call about some kind of disturbance." 3. The nelson egg and the chicken fingers walk through the house. The chicken fingers says, "the intruder is this way. We've tried to get them to leave, but...well..." 4. The chicken fingers points to another chicken fingers in the corner of a room. The top of another nelson egg's shell can be seen just poking out behind them. 5. The first nelson egg has grabbed the intruder nelson egg by the arm as the chicken fingers scurry away. The intruder nelson egg says, "hey, let me go! I didn't do nothing! I was just sitting here, minding my own fucking business, see?" 6. The first nelson egg has the intruder nelson egg's hands behind their back, as if they were handcuffed, and the intruder says, "I just wanted to hatch! Is that a crime?"
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I haven't had SunnyD in a long time. Does it still taste like "am I allergic to this?"? Anyway, I am trying to sell the film rights to this one comic to, I don't know, A24 or something like that, but NO ONE is answering the phone over there. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg sits on the right side of a couch and says, "can I get a glass of water? I am thirsty." 2. Another nelson egg sitting on the left side of the couch replies, "Ain't got water. All's I have is delicious Sunnyd." 3. The first nelson egg replies, "gross. I would rather die of thirst, Hank." 4. The second nelson egg replies, "I don't reckon we can be friends anymore, Hank." 5. The first nelson egg stands up and says, "No, we cannot. Goodbye." For some reason, this panel finally reveals there is a large piece of art hanging on the wall behind the couch. It is just a picture of corn on the cob with corn holders in each end. 6. The second nelson egg waves and says, "goodbye" as the first nelson egg walks away.
October 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Looking for a permanent solution for frequent headaches? #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg stands in what appears to be a kitchen, struggling with something in their hands. Another nelson egg approaches. 2. The nelson egg holds out the object and says, "oh, Hank! Can you open this for me?" 3. Hank grabs the bottle and says, "sure, no problem. So you got a headache?" 4. Hank gives the thumbs up as the nelson egg says, "thanks. Yeah, but this should take care of it." Their hand is being sucked into the bottle. 5. The nelson egg's entire right arm has been sucked into the small bottle at this point, and it's clear their entire body is going to be sucked into it. 6. The bottle is on the floor at Hank's feet. The nelson egg's left hand is sticking out, presumably it's just the last bit to get sucked in. From the bottle, the nelson egg says, "now can you put the cap back and throw me in the trash?"
October 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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How dare you insult me and demand I draw a drumset! #webcomic
6 panel comic 1. A nelson egg is standing in the corner of an empty room. The nelson egg says, "hey, can I have a set of drums? I'm starting a band." 2. The nelson egg says, "come on, you lazy fuck! Draw some drums for me! It's not like you have anything better to do!" Apparently, the nelson egg is talking to me, the artist of this comic. 3. The nelson egg crosses their arms, says, "fine," and starts walking. A drum is falling toward them. 4. The nelson egg is hit by the falling drum. 5. The nelson egg is hit by another falling drum. 6. The nelson egg slips and falls backward, hitting a cymbal.
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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If I set up this exclusive haunted house and convince just one billionaire to pay the exorbitant price of admission I could quit my job and make comics full time. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg is walking into a doorway labeled "Haunted House". The nelson egg says, "this better be good." 2. A ghost nelson egg floats in front of the main nelson egg and says, "you should pay your employees more!" 3. A nelson egg wielding a chainsaw startles the main nelson egg and says, "you don't pay enough taxes!" Behind them, the skeleton of a nelson egg is slumped on the floor, leaning against a wall just below a sigh that says, "I was a billionaire but now I am dead and nobody cares or misses me." 4. The main nelson egg is on their hands and knees weeping in front of a nelson egg hanging by their feet and leaking albumen on the floor from a crack in their shell. The hanging nelson egg says, "billionaires shouldn't exist." On the wall behind them are three different newspapers with headlines like "labor union wins after short strike" and "billionaire dies alone and can't take money to afterlife" and "corruption over! rich fuckers lose". 5. A nelson egg smoking a pipe and wearing a tuxedo coat says, "did you hear about Charles? Poor fool forgot to pay his politicians, then his workers started a union and he had to cut his bonus almost in half. His useless kids won't even inherit a billion dollars." The main nelson egg is distraught. 6. Another nelson egg shoves the main nelson egg out the exit of the haunted house and says, "thank you for visiting the haunted house for billionaires, scumbag! Go fuck yourself!"
October 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I should have made a bunch of umbrellas like the one in this comic to sell so I could have a whole box of unsold umbrellas in my house. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg stands in a room holding a closed umbrella. Another nelson egg enters the room and says, "hey, are you ready to go?" 2. The other nelson egg holds up the umbrella and replies, "yeah, you should grab an umbrella though. This one ain't big enough for two." 3. The first nelson egg holds up their hands and says, "oh? Is it raining?" 4. The second nelson egg says, "yes, obviously it is raining." The first nelson egg jumps and grabs the tail of the word balloon." 5. The first nelson egg stretches the tail of the word balloon, opening it like and umbrella that says, "yes, obviously it is raining." The second nelson egg jumps back, shocked, and drops their umbrella. 6. The first nelson egg starts walking out of the room with their new "yes, obviously it is raining" umbrella and says, "now, let's go." The second nelson egg is speechless.
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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This seems harsh but deserved. #webcomic
6 panel comic 1. A nelson egg stands in a room near a hole in the floor. Another nelson egg enters the room holding a pitcher full of some sort of liquid (it doesn't matter what it is). This nelson egg says, "I can't wait to show this to you. It's so cool." 2. The nelson egg pours the liquid into the hole in the floor while the other nelson egg says, "seems like a bad idea." 3. The nelson egg stands back with the empty pitcher and the other nelson egg leans over the hole and says, "wow. yeah. real cool." 4. The nelson egg raises the pitcher high while the liquid starts pouring onto the other nelson from above. 5. The nelson egg smashes the pitcher into the back of the other nelson egg, knocking them down. 6. The nelson egg leaves the room. The other nelson egg is passed out or dead on the floor. Their shell is cracked where they were hit with the pitcher, which is also left smashed on the floor next to them.
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Boombox is a hero! #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A weird looking nelson egg is shown from just above where its legs would start. It is meant to appear to be running. 2. The nelson egg is more like a centaur, where it has the body of a horse, and an egg with two human-like arms where the horse's neck and head would be. 3. The nelson egg centaur is running towards a nelson egg and waving its arms wildly. The nelson egg says, "looks like something's got into Boombox..." 4. The nelson egg centaur Boombox stops in front of the nelson egg and starts gesturing. The nelson egg says, "hey, Boombox! What's up? Is something wrong?" 5. Boombox is standing on their hind legs and point. The nelson egg says, "what, Boombox? Someone has fallen down the well? Hank fell down the well again? Oh no!" 6. The nelson egg and Boombox are running. The nelson egg says, "hold on, Hank! I'm coming!"
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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No one wants to hear about your technological advancements, Farmer Hank! #webcomic
6 panel comic part of an ongoing story about an army of nelson eggs marching to the Banana Kingdom for some teeth for the King. Farmer Hank has just attacked a podcaster and left them on the ground with a backpack shoved on their head. 1. Farmer Hank walks away from the podcaster towards the crowd of nelson eggs, saying, "So we're already here? This is the Banana Kingdom? Really?" 2. Farmer Hank keeps talking, now talking to the back of another nelson egg, saying, "I thought it would've been further. I could have vacationed here if I wanted." 3. Farmer Hank stands on his tiptoes to see over the crowd and says, "of course, I don't really take vacations. I'm a farmer." 4. Smugly pointing at himself with a thumb, Farmer Hank says, "and an inventor. I was working on a machine that would make the harvest so much easier." 5. Finally, the nelson egg he's been talking at turns around and says, "would you please just shut the fuck up? I'm trying to hear what they're saying!" 6. Farmer Hank responds, "you're not going to hear shit from here. You have to get closer than this."
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I think you've earned a nap. Take one or two. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg is walking inside a house and looking at a small piece of paper. They say, "fuck I have so much to do today." 2. The nelson egg is hanging a poster of the movie D2: The Mighty Ducks. 3. The nelson egg is painting over the D2: The Mighty Ducks poster. 4. The nelson egg vacuums the floor. The outline of the painted-over D2: The Mighty Ducks poster is still visible. 5. The nelson egg puts the vacuum in a trash can outside. 6. The nelson egg stands in a corner with fists on hips and says, "I think I've earned a good nap or two.
September 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM