Pretty Witty Nell
nellwitty.bsky.social
Pretty Witty Nell
@nellwitty.bsky.social
Daftness, mostly
But really we just all want to live in a society where we can each do as we please. And ideally everyone else would want to do as they please in exactly the same way as us! But.. hmm. No, not like that! 😊
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My theory is that a lot of people who totally excel at something - sport, comedy or whatever are usually a bit bonkers. To be absolutely better than everyone else or more famous, you need to be obsessed. And that obsession can easily attach to something else for some folks
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Nose?
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Excellent!

When I was around 15 and sitting at the dining table in the house of one of my Dad’s work colleagues in Paris, I was asked if I’d like anything more to eat. I said; “non merci, je suis en plein”

Which apparently translates to; “no thanks, I’m up the duff!”
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’ve tried to watch it twice. Both times I fell asleep. It’s so very quiet… 🤫
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Was quite gruesome. On the underground. Would have tried to stop it, but the attacked animal was already quite mauled so not sure what I could do
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Congratulations on your continued rebirth
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just googled “coonskin hat” very fetching. What were they called in the UK,
I’ve forgotten? A Davey Crockett hat I think?
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Ah, Sorry to hear that, Lee
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ah, I haven’t really thought about that yet tbh. A tricky one this year with my Dad as he is. We’ll see. How about you?
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I saw some responses to a fb post on Upworthy
about losing some American traditions, like leaving a set of China to your kids, and various people said “well most people eat from paper plates these days!”
a woman wearing a pink top and a pearl necklace looks at a man .
ALT: a woman wearing a pink top and a pearl necklace looks at a man .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Accepting that will make things better. Learning to love that. I’m sure there are people love you the way you are. Learn to see what they see 😊
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Statement by Andy
October 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
When my Dad thought he was dying the other day, he started to cry and said, “I’ll miss you” 😢

I mean, he wouldn’t, because he’d be dead. But I know what he means. And when mum lay dying but couldn’t speak, she shed a single tear while looking at us
October 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Odd, isn’t it though. Presumably if you’re a lighthouse person you like being alone. But this guy is hunting human contact too. We’re strange creatures really
October 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The other day I really fancied a jacket spud and beans, but had nothing in the house as I’d been away. Wandered to the shop and bought a spud, a tin of beans and some cheese. Felt quite exposed.

The other day I noticed that whenever I buy flowers, cars usually stop to let me cross the road. 🌺
October 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM