neithassist.bsky.social
@neithassist.bsky.social
apparently, i make Posts
the thing about writing smut is that i forget what sex is
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
nobody told me about boob growing pains
September 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reposted
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
its straight up Bug Summer
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
the beach is kinda the ultimate meeting of wet and dry if you think about it
July 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
never cosplayed anything really but it could be kinda fun to be BIRDBRAIN Teto
June 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i have a girlfriend now btw and she is cute and hot and silly as all hell and i love her. ok?
June 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
my nut's been hurting. do you think if its cancer theyll let me get free bottom surgery
May 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
ramona flowers voice if you want to date me you might need to learn toki pona
May 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
mi toki pona lon tenpo wan la jan ale li olin e mi???? wawa ni o ike ala e mi
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
mi sitelen e nimi "toki pona" la jan li lukin e lipu Post mi. ni li ale ala ale?
May 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
and im kind of a pervert :D
May 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
if you want to date me you have to read my seven evil Posts
May 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
*gets one single like* woah... i'm in the big leagus now!!!
May 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the girls love my stream-of-consciousness style Posting, actually
May 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
should i get a profile picture or something
May 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
controversial opinion but jesus christ is, sadly, not woke. he is actually, stay with me, dead
May 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
another day of nobody noticing my Posts. oh well
May 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
so what if i dont pass the turing test? you know who else doesnt pass the turing test? zane ninjago. cause he's got a panel in his chest and sometimes hes silver and shiny. but he has friends. this says a lot about society
May 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
if i ever forget to capitalize the word Post i need you all to bite my head off
May 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
sorry to all my followers one day i will learn how to Post good
May 13, 2025 at 10:38 AM
they should make a disco elysium about being a computer-addicted tgirl. and in that game you can play disco elysium. within the game
May 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Posting is kinda of meditative i think. do you think.?
May 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
i wish women were real
May 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
she lets me hit it because i say things like "woagh" and "yay"
May 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM