Neil Thurston
neilthurston.bsky.social
Neil Thurston
@neilthurston.bsky.social
Musician. Part-time foodie. Full-time rocket surgeon...
Submitted for your approval, suggested words of the year for 2026:

Empathy
Compassion
Wisdom
Discernment

#shiftthelexicon
January 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The umbrella... lol
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1732
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Random thought of the day...

Steph Curry is the One Punch Man of the NBA.

#SaitamaCurry
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
😂😙🤌
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1650
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When/why the hell did the entire service industry decide to start saying "welcome IN"???
July 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I have never, not once, consulted a user manual to fix an issue, and had the example photos/directions match the thing I'm looking at in that moment. Triple check that it's the right product/software version/etc. The toggle referenced doesn't exist, the setting is named something entirely different.
June 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Never thought I'd use these words together but...

Go Pacers!(?)

#nba #finals #WarriorsFan
June 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Today's unsolicited opinion:
NBA players 7' or taller should only get one point for slam dunks.

@nba.com #hottake?
May 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I love when my technology gets an update that makes it worse/LESS functional...

#technology #morebetterer #SamsungTV
March 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why are people still surprised when Philadelphians wreck Philadelphia after one of their teams win?

Tale as old as time...
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This MF'er said MANIFEST DESTINY!!!
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Lïen, a table that is both too tall to use comfortably while seated, but also somehow too short to be usable while standing.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Yrök, an extremely scratchy throw pillow that is inexplicably a bestseller.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Bmün, a dining table chair that breaks under you after Thanksgiving dinner.
November 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Hello everyone! Now that I'm here, prepare to almost never hear from me again... Unless it's the middle of the night, and I have a random, entirely inconsequential thought, which I feel the need to share, but no one is awake.
November 26, 2024 at 10:12 AM