Neil Thurston
@neilthurston.bsky.social
Musician. Part-time foodie. Full-time rocket surgeon...
Submitted for your approval, suggested words of the year for 2026:
Empathy
Compassion
Wisdom
Discernment
#shiftthelexicon
Empathy
Compassion
Wisdom
Discernment
#shiftthelexicon
January 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Submitted for your approval, suggested words of the year for 2026:
Empathy
Compassion
Wisdom
Discernment
#shiftthelexicon
Empathy
Compassion
Wisdom
Discernment
#shiftthelexicon
The umbrella... lol
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The umbrella... lol
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1732
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1732
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
😂😙🤌
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
😂😙🤌
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1650
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1650
When/why the hell did the entire service industry decide to start saying "welcome IN"???
July 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
When/why the hell did the entire service industry decide to start saying "welcome IN"???
I have never, not once, consulted a user manual to fix an issue, and had the example photos/directions match the thing I'm looking at in that moment. Triple check that it's the right product/software version/etc. The toggle referenced doesn't exist, the setting is named something entirely different.
June 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I have never, not once, consulted a user manual to fix an issue, and had the example photos/directions match the thing I'm looking at in that moment. Triple check that it's the right product/software version/etc. The toggle referenced doesn't exist, the setting is named something entirely different.
June 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I love when my technology gets an update that makes it worse/LESS functional...
#technology #morebetterer #SamsungTV
#technology #morebetterer #SamsungTV
March 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I love when my technology gets an update that makes it worse/LESS functional...
#technology #morebetterer #SamsungTV
#technology #morebetterer #SamsungTV
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Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials
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Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials
OAK PARK, IL—Paying no mind to his forgetful nature and instead lending a fancy free, devil-may-care attitude toward his tendency to sign up for promotional offers, area man Ben Cameron was playing it fast and loose this week with his free trials for numerous subscription-based services. “Yeah, why not? I’ll try FUBI. It’s free for the […]
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February 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials
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Why are people still surprised when Philadelphians wreck Philadelphia after one of their teams win?
Tale as old as time...
Tale as old as time...
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Why are people still surprised when Philadelphians wreck Philadelphia after one of their teams win?
Tale as old as time...
Tale as old as time...
This MF'er said MANIFEST DESTINY!!!
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This MF'er said MANIFEST DESTINY!!!
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Lïen, a table that is both too tall to use comfortably while seated, but also somehow too short to be usable while standing.
Lïen, a table that is both too tall to use comfortably while seated, but also somehow too short to be usable while standing.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Yrök, an extremely scratchy throw pillow that is inexplicably a bestseller.
Yrök, an extremely scratchy throw pillow that is inexplicably a bestseller.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Bmün, a dining table chair that breaks under you after Thanksgiving dinner.
Bmün, a dining table chair that breaks under you after Thanksgiving dinner.
November 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Lïen, a table that is both too tall to use comfortably while seated, but also somehow too short to be usable while standing.
Lïen, a table that is both too tall to use comfortably while seated, but also somehow too short to be usable while standing.
Hello everyone! Now that I'm here, prepare to almost never hear from me again... Unless it's the middle of the night, and I have a random, entirely inconsequential thought, which I feel the need to share, but no one is awake.
November 26, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Hello everyone! Now that I'm here, prepare to almost never hear from me again... Unless it's the middle of the night, and I have a random, entirely inconsequential thought, which I feel the need to share, but no one is awake.