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Neil Fazakerley
@neilfaz.bsky.social
Content and service design and strategy. Plus occasional nonsense.
Sometimes the timeline is just 👌
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Looks a bit like the sentient fire monster is caged to prevent it fulfiling its desire to eat a baby.
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Well if you’re on the left you might think that believing in EDI and that representation matters is a criterion for being good at the job of head teacher.

*Not specifically here to defend only my fellow Neils
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Kate Lister is an absolute master of laugh-out-loud alt text.

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November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
All depends on the context. It should focus on the reasons you chose the image. The same picture could have different alt texts in different situations. Skeet about fashion? Describe the clothes. Architecture? Describe the buildings. If the picture’s funny, make the alt text funny.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tempting to rank them by level of respect I hold for the charity. Oh David. And Joe the real winner (again).
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I do not think that ‘oh no, not Bill Clinton’ should matter to a single person except Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Phew, my friend is off the hook then
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hoping you are not in my part of London? Hoping on behalf of a friend who sometimes has reflux 😬
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Politics has a pipeline problem.
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I had that Legolas!
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Got rid of the young woman” 😬
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
On top of everything else brilliant about it, Taskmaster is an excellent way to find new comedians you like.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Zagat?
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Ideally I will die at an advanced age in good health, unexpectedly, quickly, painlessly and most of all entertainingly.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ha ha we can barely keep the current curfew tagging system up and running.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
More worried about the next election than achieving things with having won this one.

You can do a lot in 4 years even if you then lose. And maybe the best way to win the next election is achieve something in this term?
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I want it to keep going. It’s too short. Like a trailer for a 20-minute track that’s about to explode.
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Everything is AI now. Even just basic stats. I suppose AI is just complex stats 🤷‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Who are the Greens who oppose it?
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’ll settle for support repairs of old iPhone Minis for less than the cost of the whole phone.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM