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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers
@neilchambers.bsky.social
220 followers 140 following 1.1K posts
They/he/heo
Rabid poet/writer
Lover of frogs
Autistic
AI losers get lost
Cheeky side account: https://bsky.app/profile/spacefaringnova.bsky.social
Spacefaring_Nova on AO3
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Thinking about this image from the wikipedia page for biryani. Have you ever loved a food so much you put it on a stamp.
A screenshot of an Indian postage stamp. The main image is a bowl of biryani with yellow rice. The bowl appears to be red. The top left corner says '500' and the top right says 'Biryani' The text underneath reads: 'Biryani depicted on a 2017 Indian stamp'
October 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I'm sobbing I finally caught this baby. Of course my fave would be one of the hardest to obtain in the entire series. Shaymin my beloved.
A screenshot from Pokemon Go showing Shaymin, a tiny white hedgehog with green spikes and pink flowers
October 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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*Cackling like a maniac*

Yesss. Yess!!!

If you can handle gore, go and read this series it's great. Sam is a monster (affectionate)

#BeneaththeTrees
The cover of Beneath the Trees where Nobody sees. A cartoon bear drags a bloody sack through a forest.
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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A screenshot from Community with the caption 'I can excuse racism but I draw the line at littering'
October 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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My partner got me this special edition of Little Women for our anniversary and every time I pick it up I get emotional.
A photo of a copy of Little Women. The cover is cream with a light blue edge. The edging has bronze flowers and the background of the cream section has cursive writing in the same bronze. The title is blue in cursive, and it's inside an oval. The subtitle reads: The Complete Novel, Featuring the Characters' Letter and Manuscripts, Written and Folded by Hand.' By Louisa May Alcott. Curated by Barbara Heller.
August 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I know this isn't my wheelhouse, but there's something existentially teriffying about giving uip a part of your identity to appeal to people who violently despise everything you are.
Kemi Badenoch says she no longer sees herself as Nigerian despite upbringing Conservative party leader, who grew up in Nigeria and US, says she has not renewed her Nigerian passport in decades
August 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Reading an article in Writing Magazine about how you should avoid using dialogue qualifiers like 'uhm, uh, erm, well.'

Like, oh no. It's me.
Marge Simpsons hiding her face while she sits in front of a giant pile of fried sea food.
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Here's my garden haul so far this year
A load of potatoes on an oven. Five spring onions on a kitchen countertop
July 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Edit of a smiley emoji, but there's a realistic nose, the smile is a frown and the eyes are slightly hooded. It looks like the face you'd make upon seeing your ex in public
June 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Let me just consult the time in my antique pocket watch
A photo of a bright pink plastic toy pocket watch. There's a small white rabbit white rabbit wearing a pink hat and blue bow.
May 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Just finished Camp Damascus by @chucktingle.bsky.social

I think this book rewired my brain chemistry hot damn.

I don't think I've ever connected this much with a horror protagonist before.

It's fantastic, go an read it already
A photo of the book Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle. There's a cabin with eerie blue lights inside and mayflies streaming fromma woman's mouth
April 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Share a movie scene that lives rent free in your head.
OJ from Nope. He's sitting on a horse and wearing an orange hoodie. He's pointing two fingers towards the camera at eye level
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Seeing a statue of Lucifer the same day I saw Ghost life felt...auspicious
A bronze statue of Lucifer. He's naked from the waist up wearing a tattered skirt and has a pair of wings pointing up
April 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Not sure how much more AI bullshit I can take
Ben Afflect looking very tired with a cigarette between his fingers
April 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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After 6 long, long years, I'm finally getting top surgery on the NHS. I genuinely didn't think I'd make it this far. It's scheduled for June, so mark your calendars. 🏳️‍⚧️
A photo of a black T shirt, There's a photo of a skeleton leaning back and holding two large guns. Text reads: TOP SURGERY BOTTOM TEXT
April 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I kept thinking about this stupid concept, so I made it to annoy my partner.
A photo of an open heart shaped locket, On the left is a photo of Adrian Chiles. On the right is the text 'Adrian Chiles my beloved'.
February 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If my bag can't fit a hardback copy of Little Womem then what's the point.
A photo of a hardback copy of little women in a pink bag A small square pink bag with care bares on the front, and a very small funshine bear teddy clipped to the side
February 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Demonym: Winnipegger
February 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I managed to find Legs II in a random WHSmith service station 🐸 (frog)
A photo of Legs 2. A green frog beanie baby
January 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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French is such a beautiful language
Feministe radicale casse l'ambiance du patriacrat feminazie & TERF pour les misogynes de gauche feminazie & wokiste pour les misohynes de droite hysterrque pour les boomer
January 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I love going to the IT BURNS WHEN I PEE shop.
A screenshot of an instagram advert for the NHS. A confused woman stands outside a pharmacy that has a giant sign reading 'IT BURNS WHEN I PEE'
December 10, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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I'm screaming they ALREADY DELETED IT? The video has just been nuked holy shit. I guess they actually did sell out and it backfired.
A screenshot of the YouTube search bar showing the JCS Criminal Psychology Youtube channel. There's a reaction video below it, then a drama video.
December 5, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Moss and mushrooms wahoo. Does anyone know what these murhsooms are?
A photo of some little brown mushrooms growing on a dead tree branch. The branch is covered in moss
December 1, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Shoutout to Evri formonly bashing in one corner of my parcel. Big improvement from the last one.
A brown box with Evri on the side . There's a dent in it The same box but with a clearer view of the dent.
November 29, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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Went to Alton Towers the other week and I went past this tower. Not sure what this type of structure is called (other than Coloniser chic)
A large Chinese style tower in the middle of a lake. It's red with green accents, and is hollow on the inside. It's surrounded by autumnal orange and golden leaved trees in various stages of losing their leaves
November 28, 2024 at 9:15 PM