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Neiko
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I talk about the Cardinals and Spurs a lot.

Professional Mock Trader/Wannabe GM

I give occasional old man opinions about Overwatch and Call of Duty.
My #MLBASG ballot
June 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My kid played LF and P in his first t-ball game of the year

Shohei 2.0
April 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My four year old’s favorite movie right now is Captain America: Winter Soldier.

It’s my greatest parental accomplishment thus far
March 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If VS2 isn’t the Opening Day CF, then there was never a “competition” to begin with

#STLCards
March 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
*whispers*

What if Wilson Contreras is a gold glove 1B?
March 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Midway through Spring Training so here’s my prediction for #STLCards Opening Day roster:

SS Winn
LF Noot
1B Willy
3B Nado
2B Donnie
C Herrera
DH Gorm
RF Walker
CF Scott II

Bench - Pages, Siani, Barrero, Burley
March 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Lots of Carlos Beltran HOF discourse on my various social medias lately

‘12/‘13 Carlos Beltran is one of the greatest players I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching play for St. Louis

He should be a HOFer this year
January 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Confession Time

Despite their owners absolutely shitting on the city of St. Louis, I still have a soft spot for the Rams
January 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Marvel Rivals has a death grip on my life right now
January 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A Detmers/Arenado swap with LAA could be a good deal for both sides

Bloom gets a high upside reclamation project

LAA gets 3B stability for a few years as they ‘compete’

STL kicks in a little money and it should be a done deal
December 12, 2024 at 7:59 PM
#WinterMeetings means Mock Trade Season:

PHIL receives Helsley, Fedde, Nootbaar

STL receives Andrew Painter

Philly loves Painter (for good reason) but this would make them title favorites

STL gets an uber pitching prospect coming off TJ

Is it fair? Does STL add more?

#STLCards #Phillies #MLB
December 9, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Super accurate Winter Meetings predictions:

Arenado traded to NYY for Oswaldo Cabrera (no cash involved)

Matz (and cash) traded to BOS for Josh Winckowski

Helsley and Fedde to PHIL for Mick Abel and Justin Crawford

Just for fun: sign Randal Grichuk to a 1 year deal (1 reunion quota)

#STLCards
December 9, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Yes, I, a 30 year old grown man, took a vacation day tomorrow so I can play the new spooky castle map on my favorite video game.

And yes, I will also most likely make a very poor financial decision so that my character can be dressed as a knight while doing so

#Priorities #CitadelleDesMortes #BO6
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Thread of offseason #STLCards offseason moves I’d like to see.

(Or at least similar type moves if the names aren’t the same)
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Baseball needs a salary cap and a salary floor.

MLB is approaching a dangerous territory where 24-26 teams’ only genuine concern is year-end profit, meaning putting forth teams that are passably “competitive”, to maintain attendance numbers and revenue shares, while minimizing payroll $$$
November 27, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Surprise Kendrick album at 11:00 on a Friday morning.

Sure, why not
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Wemby - generational
Vassell - star in the making
Castle - Derrick White 2.0
Sochan - All Star potential

Treasure chest of incoming draft picks the next 3 years

So excited for this next iteration of #Spurs basketball
November 21, 2024 at 4:22 PM
If Sonny and Willson are still Cardinals at the end of the offseason, they’ll be just as good, if not better, than last season.

Gorman and Walker will bounce back

Winn and Herrera are studs

Quinn, Tink, and JJ are on the way

This #STLCards team will be fun next year
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I helped reveal #TheShowFinest24 in @mlbtheshow mlbthe.show/finest24
November 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Nice bug, Treyarch. Now I really want a Shotgun Bat.
November 20, 2024 at 3:54 PM
The other app remains unbearable. So here I am yet again, to burden you all with my bad sports and video game opinions
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
MLB: Cardinals
NFL: Steelers
NBA: Spurs
NHL: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CFB: Mizzou 😀
CBB: Mizzou ☹️
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams!

MLB: St. Louis Cardinals
NFL: Washington Commies
NBA: Washington Wizards
NHL: Washington Capitals
CFB: WVU
CBB: WVU
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams!

MLB: Milwuakee Brewers
NFL: Green Bay Packers
NBA: Milwuakee Bucks
NHL: Dallas Stars
November 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Some QP games are worse than Competitive.

Some QP games you stop mid-match to take a family Christmas photo

#Overwatch
December 11, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I don’t know why, but I am unreasonably pissed that the Yankees are about to trade for Juan Soto.
December 6, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Overwatch Quick Play is wild rn:

3000 hour Masters Smurf Genji is sweating his nuts off, spamming he needs a pocket

Me, learning a new hero, looking like Bambi trying to walk for the first time.

Supports are shoving crayons up their nose on the other side of the map.

No one is on the payload.
October 24, 2023 at 6:18 PM