Cat update: Leia now also puts her feets in the heats.

Why did Melania go to the inauguration dressed like the villain from a children’s book?

So the Democrats are just the Washington Generals of politics, hunh?

I don’t keep up with football like I used to, and I put on tonight’s game and they were saying a name I recognized, Joey Porter, and I was like “man, he must be getting old to still be playing” and it was his fucking son, Joey Porter Jr.

Had me feeling like

What she doesn’t know is this has always been a barber shop, it just used to be called Constantinople Barber.

He’s just being a silly boy

There’s a Mitchell and Webb skit where a guy goes to the doctor because he’s a heroin addict and the doctor is like “you should stop, heroin is like… really bad for you.”

Anyway.

They haven’t moved in two hours.

I’ve decided that I want to save myself a little frustration on the new platform.

Luke likes to stick his little feets up inside the heater when it’s cold.

Look at him giving his sister a little hug. I interrupted them cleaning each other’s faces when I took this picture.