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Biodigital Jazz, man
What's up with farmers these days? Don't even slop their hogs anymore?? There hasn't been a recorded hog slop hoedown in over 60 years. What happened to traditional values?? I won't drink milk from an inslopped pig and that's final
December 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM
You guys think it's weird they got porn on here? This is the millennials app they can't be whackin off that's not right. It would be like if I could buy some nogrophy at the local library. This is hardly the right environment for such a thing
December 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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it is not too late to submit mail-in ballots - simply tape a picture of who you want to vote for above a footlong meatball marinara... and 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐 on that fucking thang hahaaaa 😍🤤
November 5, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Took a hit of my friends bong and he told me not to hold it in but got mad when I told him why I've been so sad lately??
October 25, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Just woke up from a dream where I was hanging out with a bunch of the animators and also Pharelle Williams around my dining table and I explained the mousepay tiktoks to them and we were all dying laughing except Pharelle.
October 25, 2024 at 10:11 AM
I hope that the time travellers that bailed on Hawkings party all collectively decide to put Whalberg on that plane and see what he really would have done
October 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM
One time I saw a pigeon fall off a roof. Couldn't even flap hard enough to fly and save itself.

His most effortless of motions failed him when he needed them most. Think about that
October 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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I need a Costco Guys film reminiscent of 'The Departed' - wherein AJ & Big Justice are the father-son patriarchs of a Floridian crime family.

In the third act, their beloved adopted son, "The Rizzler" will be revealed as a deep-undercover police detective - his morals grey and lines blurred.
October 24, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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daily haiku:-

beans microwave
my bowl, a ballerina
a divorce dancer
October 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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daily haiku:-

"crime is on the rise"
first his cape, then boots
"send in... freakyon"
October 23, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Do you guys think I'll ever find love again?
October 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
thinking of starting an open relationship but im gonna charge people to join call that my monopolycule
October 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Gay John Wick be like "i have served"
October 22, 2024 at 9:29 PM
tryna get a bead on what this place is about what time do we all get crazy and wild? like when do we all drop the New Place Sheen and start posting like little freaks? how do i know when its safe to start talkin about lil ghouls and weirdos and the bizarre thoughts in my mind
October 21, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Alright I'm on bluesky now where the white women at
October 19, 2024 at 1:29 PM