for my good friend.
david byrne is the only man alive who could wear a suit that was clearly never meant for him - let us remember his sacrifice and never follow his example.
wear your own suit, with normal sized shoulderpads
the one in your heart, which fucks.
david byrne is the only man alive who could wear a suit that was clearly never meant for him - let us remember his sacrifice and never follow his example.
wear your own suit, with normal sized shoulderpads
the one in your heart, which fucks.
December 6, 2024 at 10:19 PM
for my good friend.
david byrne is the only man alive who could wear a suit that was clearly never meant for him - let us remember his sacrifice and never follow his example.
wear your own suit, with normal sized shoulderpads
the one in your heart, which fucks.
david byrne is the only man alive who could wear a suit that was clearly never meant for him - let us remember his sacrifice and never follow his example.
wear your own suit, with normal sized shoulderpads
the one in your heart, which fucks.
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awesome sauce like a boss!!1!
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 AM
awesome sauce like a boss!!1!
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This fuckass gnome tried to seduce me so I cast Petrify on it
He makes for a good mantelpiece though
He makes for a good mantelpiece though
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 AM
This fuckass gnome tried to seduce me so I cast Petrify on it
He makes for a good mantelpiece though
He makes for a good mantelpiece though
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imagine you just want to help a friend out but instead you end up encountering the binced meef
November 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
imagine you just want to help a friend out but instead you end up encountering the binced meef
I genuinely believe that no matter how far apart they were, if you shoved a wooden stake through Ant, or Dec's hearts - both would collapse in writhing agony.
They're like geordie-homonculuses, who crawled out of the primordial ooze beneath the first Greggs.
They're like geordie-homonculuses, who crawled out of the primordial ooze beneath the first Greggs.
November 20, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I genuinely believe that no matter how far apart they were, if you shoved a wooden stake through Ant, or Dec's hearts - both would collapse in writhing agony.
They're like geordie-homonculuses, who crawled out of the primordial ooze beneath the first Greggs.
They're like geordie-homonculuses, who crawled out of the primordial ooze beneath the first Greggs.
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What will it take for Keir Starmer to stop UK arms sales to Israel?
November 15, 2024 at 12:31 PM
What will it take for Keir Starmer to stop UK arms sales to Israel?
I (M25) tried cheating in my local ventriloquist regionals by keeping a thumb-sized man (M71) in my shirt pocket - but it turns out he's really racist??
AITA?
AITA?
November 14, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I (M25) tried cheating in my local ventriloquist regionals by keeping a thumb-sized man (M71) in my shirt pocket - but it turns out he's really racist??
AITA?
AITA?
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i regret to announce i got dishonourably discharged from the not giving a fuck army for giving a fuck
November 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
i regret to announce i got dishonourably discharged from the not giving a fuck army for giving a fuck
Thinking big thoughts about the 43 escaped South Carolina monkeys today...
... one of your brothers has fallen... but you must keep going... show them all.
... one of your brothers has fallen... but you must keep going... show them all.
November 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Thinking big thoughts about the 43 escaped South Carolina monkeys today...
... one of your brothers has fallen... but you must keep going... show them all.
... one of your brothers has fallen... but you must keep going... show them all.
Do you think David and Goliath ever explored each other's bodies? The original size-diff couple, shame the way it ended.
November 11, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Do you think David and Goliath ever explored each other's bodies? The original size-diff couple, shame the way it ended.
Every day I resist the conscious urge to become a metal detectorist - I've found myself deep in thought looking at fields, little patches of soil, and green clearings.
Beneath the soil, history waits to be seen, it hums a little tune beneath the dirt and waits - never knowing sky.
Beneath the soil, history waits to be seen, it hums a little tune beneath the dirt and waits - never knowing sky.
November 9, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Every day I resist the conscious urge to become a metal detectorist - I've found myself deep in thought looking at fields, little patches of soil, and green clearings.
Beneath the soil, history waits to be seen, it hums a little tune beneath the dirt and waits - never knowing sky.
Beneath the soil, history waits to be seen, it hums a little tune beneath the dirt and waits - never knowing sky.
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today's haiku:-
"I swear, no more mince"
I cautiously reach inside
... his soggy-pocket
"I swear, no more mince"
I cautiously reach inside
... his soggy-pocket
November 8, 2024 at 7:39 PM
today's haiku:-
"I swear, no more mince"
I cautiously reach inside
... his soggy-pocket
"I swear, no more mince"
I cautiously reach inside
... his soggy-pocket
today's haiku:-
you, bearded and stout
me, and my pocket berries
feed, tender from me.
you, bearded and stout
me, and my pocket berries
feed, tender from me.
November 7, 2024 at 10:25 PM
today's haiku:-
you, bearded and stout
me, and my pocket berries
feed, tender from me.
you, bearded and stout
me, and my pocket berries
feed, tender from me.
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NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.
November 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.
it is not too late to submit mail-in ballots - simply tape a picture of who you want to vote for above a footlong meatball marinara... and 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐 on that fucking thang hahaaaa 😍🤤
November 5, 2024 at 3:58 PM
it is not too late to submit mail-in ballots - simply tape a picture of who you want to vote for above a footlong meatball marinara... and 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐 on that fucking thang hahaaaa 😍🤤
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spent all day firebombing a number of walmarts in swing states #KamalaHarris2024
November 4, 2024 at 10:32 PM
spent all day firebombing a number of walmarts in swing states #KamalaHarris2024
Ratatouille but the rat sometimes makes you jerk off - however he is still a remarkable chef.
November 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Ratatouille but the rat sometimes makes you jerk off - however he is still a remarkable chef.
today's haiku:-
the many-hatlaw
duel him, and find out why
all the dead... die bald
the many-hatlaw
duel him, and find out why
all the dead... die bald
October 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
today's haiku:-
the many-hatlaw
duel him, and find out why
all the dead... die bald
the many-hatlaw
duel him, and find out why
all the dead... die bald
today's haiku:-
o' dying star
upon my furrowed brow
old, and yet young
o' dying star
upon my furrowed brow
old, and yet young
October 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
today's haiku:-
o' dying star
upon my furrowed brow
old, and yet young
o' dying star
upon my furrowed brow
old, and yet young
whoever decided to garlic up bread for the first time might be one of my top 5 favourite people
October 25, 2024 at 10:54 AM
whoever decided to garlic up bread for the first time might be one of my top 5 favourite people
I hope linkedin steps up their halloween game this year - I want to be contacted by GHOUL recruiters for opportunities in BEING A GHOST...
... networking... with a werewolf... not in the furry sex way but meaningful business horrortunities.
... networking... with a werewolf... not in the furry sex way but meaningful business horrortunities.
October 25, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I hope linkedin steps up their halloween game this year - I want to be contacted by GHOUL recruiters for opportunities in BEING A GHOST...
... networking... with a werewolf... not in the furry sex way but meaningful business horrortunities.
... networking... with a werewolf... not in the furry sex way but meaningful business horrortunities.
William Afton
... "I always... come on your back"
Freaky.
... "I always... come on your back"
Freaky.
October 24, 2024 at 8:44 PM
William Afton
... "I always... come on your back"
Freaky.
... "I always... come on your back"
Freaky.
daily haiku:-
beans microwave
my bowl, a ballerina
a divorce dancer
beans microwave
my bowl, a ballerina
a divorce dancer
October 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
daily haiku:-
beans microwave
my bowl, a ballerina
a divorce dancer
beans microwave
my bowl, a ballerina
a divorce dancer
I need a Costco Guys film reminiscent of 'The Departed' - wherein AJ & Big Justice are the father-son patriarchs of a Floridian crime family.
In the third act, their beloved adopted son, "The Rizzler" will be revealed as a deep-undercover police detective - his morals grey and lines blurred.
In the third act, their beloved adopted son, "The Rizzler" will be revealed as a deep-undercover police detective - his morals grey and lines blurred.
October 24, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I need a Costco Guys film reminiscent of 'The Departed' - wherein AJ & Big Justice are the father-son patriarchs of a Floridian crime family.
In the third act, their beloved adopted son, "The Rizzler" will be revealed as a deep-undercover police detective - his morals grey and lines blurred.
In the third act, their beloved adopted son, "The Rizzler" will be revealed as a deep-undercover police detective - his morals grey and lines blurred.