Bipedal Britt
@neanderthalrising.bsky.social
I walk on two legs and hate fascism.
I came back from extinction to tell bigots to EAT SHIT.
More Neanderthal DNA than 87% of customers.
Vote 💙♾️
Childless 🐈 lady 🧟♀️
Greenland+Panama=NOT FOR SALE
I STAND WITH UKRAINE 🇺🇦
MICHIGANDER ON GUARD FOR CANADA 🇨🇦
I came back from extinction to tell bigots to EAT SHIT.
More Neanderthal DNA than 87% of customers.
Vote 💙♾️
Childless 🐈 lady 🧟♀️
Greenland+Panama=NOT FOR SALE
I STAND WITH UKRAINE 🇺🇦
MICHIGANDER ON GUARD FOR CANADA 🇨🇦
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
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I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
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The new MAGA Christian board game.
Too bad you’re hungry.
We’re rich, fat, and control you. How stupid do you have to be to buy this bullshit.
#DefendersOfDemocracy
Too bad you’re hungry.
We’re rich, fat, and control you. How stupid do you have to be to buy this bullshit.
#DefendersOfDemocracy
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The new MAGA Christian board game.
Too bad you’re hungry.
We’re rich, fat, and control you. How stupid do you have to be to buy this bullshit.
#DefendersOfDemocracy
Too bad you’re hungry.
We’re rich, fat, and control you. How stupid do you have to be to buy this bullshit.
#DefendersOfDemocracy
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Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
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Don’t laugh at this. Don’t dismiss it. They’re serious. Prepare for it. And get ready to fight against it.
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Don’t laugh at this. Don’t dismiss it. They’re serious. Prepare for it. And get ready to fight against it.
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I hope you'll take a moment for these beautiful parting words from the incomparable Jane Goodall.
(And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)
(And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)
October 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hope you'll take a moment for these beautiful parting words from the incomparable Jane Goodall.
(And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)
(And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)
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THE TRUMP SHUT DOWN - AGAIN JUST LIKE HE DID LAST TIME (WHO VOTED FOR THIS LOSER?)
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
THE TRUMP SHUT DOWN - AGAIN JUST LIKE HE DID LAST TIME (WHO VOTED FOR THIS LOSER?)
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Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
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Woohoo! It's #TacoTuesday 🎉🌮
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September 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Jimmy's back, and not shying away from dropping truths. @jimmykimmel.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Jimmy's back, and not shying away from dropping truths. @jimmykimmel.com
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I want a refund!
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I want a refund!
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Ok grandpa, lets get you to your nap now.
Trump to the UN: "Everyone says I should get the Nobel Peace Prize."
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ok grandpa, lets get you to your nap now.
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We’re a global embarrassment.
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
We’re a global embarrassment.
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September 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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This is where I land.
September 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is where I land.
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In Alaska, felon trump had all the appearance of an anxious store manager waiting for the arrival of his regional director.
August 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In Alaska, felon trump had all the appearance of an anxious store manager waiting for the arrival of his regional director.
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Putin doesn’t need a leash—Trump comes pre-trained.
Sit, fetch, undermine democracy… good boy!
🐕🇷🇺 #PutinsPuppet #MAGA
Sit, fetch, undermine democracy… good boy!
🐕🇷🇺 #PutinsPuppet #MAGA
August 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Putin doesn’t need a leash—Trump comes pre-trained.
Sit, fetch, undermine democracy… good boy!
🐕🇷🇺 #PutinsPuppet #MAGA
Sit, fetch, undermine democracy… good boy!
🐕🇷🇺 #PutinsPuppet #MAGA