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nelson
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today was meant to be OUR turn. now i’m sitting in the middle of the senate floor with guns drawn on me. i was fighting for our democracy
January 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
now it’s our turn yall!!
January 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
happy birthday @icespice
January 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Reposted by nelson
December 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
locked out of my bank account because i put fake shit for my security questions then forgot it
December 28, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by nelson
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
December 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
you look like you fuck through the zipper of your jeans
December 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
i been on minecraft and marvel rivals all dayyyyyyyuhhhh….. someone stop meeeee……. need to drink Water,….,.
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 AM
massive(low taper fade) hawk tuah (and spit on that thang)
Mega hawkish imo
December 19, 2024 at 12:44 AM
mr president. a second trans woman has hit the conservative think tank.
December 18, 2024 at 1:41 PM
ugggh yall blowing up my phoonnneeee omggggg 🙄 😒😒🙄🙄😍🥰🥰😍💅💅💅
December 15, 2024 at 4:49 PM
i just came out a rainbow . i’m not Gay i just Have A Health Problem
December 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
mark twain of our generation, One Could Say
yall hear about that hot italian man that killed this faggy CEO 😅
December 13, 2024 at 9:01 PM
freaking my shit like a Red Blooded american. nothing more patriotic than Spanking the ol Monkey . except maybe saying a Slur
December 11, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM
nooooo don’t tickle meeeee i’m gonna..
*diarrheas jn my pants*
December 4, 2024 at 7:16 PM
he’s so me
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
i need Head From someone with a Penis. i’m Not gay tho
November 30, 2024 at 6:14 PM
black friday sounds like an addams family character
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM
this shit goes so hard
November 29, 2024 at 5:57 PM
the pee i just pissed
November 27, 2024 at 6:09 PM
shooting thick ropes, call me a … a fucking uhhh.. a skyzone..
November 27, 2024 at 5:01 AM
fucking fuckerrrrerredre
November 26, 2024 at 11:49 AM
i need 3 cigarettes pleas e and thank uyi
November 25, 2024 at 2:08 AM
DND. jerkin off.
November 24, 2024 at 12:57 AM