Neal Shankman
@nealshankman.bsky.social
Lapsed bike rider and violin-haver, spreadsheet wrangler, dog lover, dead set against what's coming for our country soon.
Cozy dog thinks "SHOE."
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cozy dog thinks "SHOE."
Oh, I have some tribulating news for you...
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh, I have some tribulating news for you...
Oh... MORONism. Utah stands down.
September 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Oh... MORONism. Utah stands down.
It's the Rapture. Dangit, they finally got it right.
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's the Rapture. Dangit, they finally got it right.
A Space Needle for ANTS?
September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A Space Needle for ANTS?
They didn't fire the social media person? Remarkable.
September 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They didn't fire the social media person? Remarkable.
It's easier to make monitors wider than taller?
September 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's easier to make monitors wider than taller?
My neighborhood is very brown, but it's also copland/copland-adjacent. I'll report what I see.
September 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My neighborhood is very brown, but it's also copland/copland-adjacent. I'll report what I see.
I can only imagine how much worse it would be if I didn't live under whatever protection Illinois can afford.
September 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I can only imagine how much worse it would be if I didn't live under whatever protection Illinois can afford.
Usually there's a crescent moon on the doors of these places.
August 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Usually there's a crescent moon on the doors of these places.
Chicago could be the Great Giardiniera.
August 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Chicago could be the Great Giardiniera.
And it's not like the man *doesn't* have a vodka.
August 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
And it's not like the man *doesn't* have a vodka.
There's a feed called "onlyposts" that fixes this.
July 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There's a feed called "onlyposts" that fixes this.
"Tavern style" is a scam perpetrated by Big Napkin and Big Dry Cleaning to force otherwise careful eaters to go wrist-deep into the middle of a hot, greasy pie when God provided the rim of the crust for a handle.
Lou Malnati's deep dish is our go-to because cheese on the bottom hits different.
Lou Malnati's deep dish is our go-to because cheese on the bottom hits different.
May 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Tavern style" is a scam perpetrated by Big Napkin and Big Dry Cleaning to force otherwise careful eaters to go wrist-deep into the middle of a hot, greasy pie when God provided the rim of the crust for a handle.
Lou Malnati's deep dish is our go-to because cheese on the bottom hits different.
Lou Malnati's deep dish is our go-to because cheese on the bottom hits different.
Thanks to JJGo, I will never forget that Walton Goggins Has A Vodka.
May 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Thanks to JJGo, I will never forget that Walton Goggins Has A Vodka.
However it is that you still exist, I'm glad of it.
April 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
However it is that you still exist, I'm glad of it.
...and remember to add an "R" for rage... either at the end or next to the other "R." The call won't connect otherwise.
April 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
...and remember to add an "R" for rage... either at the end or next to the other "R." The call won't connect otherwise.
And the place is better for it!
April 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And the place is better for it!
The canvas *can* do miracles!
March 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The canvas *can* do miracles!
Does Sadie get hold of a liter of Buckfast Tonic Wine, aka "Wreck the hoose juice"?
March 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Does Sadie get hold of a liter of Buckfast Tonic Wine, aka "Wreck the hoose juice"?
Did they proceed to sell five copies of "The Three E.P.'s" by The Beta Band?
March 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Did they proceed to sell five copies of "The Three E.P.'s" by The Beta Band?
CGI or practical fx?
March 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
CGI or practical fx?