Neal Shankman
@nealshankman.bsky.social
Lapsed bike rider and violin-haver, spreadsheet wrangler, dog lover, dead set against what's coming for our country soon.
Cozy dog thinks "SHOE."
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cozy dog thinks "SHOE."
Corned beef and cabbage, final update: it sliced like prime rib and tasted even better. The ancestors are pleased.
March 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Corned beef and cabbage, final update: it sliced like prime rib and tasted even better. The ancestors are pleased.
The festive St. Patrick's Day meal is on its way!
March 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The festive St. Patrick's Day meal is on its way!
Pairs great with Scooby Snacks.
March 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Pairs great with Scooby Snacks.
What are "things you should not be paying any of these people to learn about?"
March 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What are "things you should not be paying any of these people to learn about?"
Is he from Alabama? I have his twin!
February 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Is he from Alabama? I have his twin!
Cauliflower is riced. Now to rice the cauliflower.
February 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Cauliflower is riced. Now to rice the cauliflower.
"To•morrow evening, he will be dead. Tickets please... last stop, The Twilight Zone."
February 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"To•morrow evening, he will be dead. Tickets please... last stop, The Twilight Zone."
My heart. How do I deserve this love?
February 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My heart. How do I deserve this love?
Thumbs-up to the kind should who left some new hygiene products and a new zip-up toiletries kit at the Golf Mill Pace bus station. I hope they find the person who needs them.
February 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Thumbs-up to the kind should who left some new hygiene products and a new zip-up toiletries kit at the Golf Mill Pace bus station. I hope they find the person who needs them.
Just keeping your shoes warm for you, dad! #earkaboom
February 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just keeping your shoes warm for you, dad! #earkaboom
Oh no! I think I ordered the Minecraft cookware!
February 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh no! I think I ordered the Minecraft cookware!
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
January 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
I couldn't find a hammer, but this stout rolling pin did the trick. The trick was to break a frozen tray of beef stew meat in half by driving a screwdriver into it repeatedly.
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I couldn't find a hammer, but this stout rolling pin did the trick. The trick was to break a frozen tray of beef stew meat in half by driving a screwdriver into it repeatedly.
Things suck for me and for our country right now, but this morning I shared an "Airplane!" moment with Mentour Pilot and that's something. (The video mentioned briefly that the doomed pilots of an Egypt Air flight had lasagna for dinner.)
January 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Things suck for me and for our country right now, but this morning I shared an "Airplane!" moment with Mentour Pilot and that's something. (The video mentioned briefly that the doomed pilots of an Egypt Air flight had lasagna for dinner.)
On a lighter note, if there are elephants in your sacred Jewish text, it could very well be the psychedelics talking.
January 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On a lighter note, if there are elephants in your sacred Jewish text, it could very well be the psychedelics talking.
The war on vertical space continues in our little cottage.
December 8, 2024 at 2:53 PM
The war on vertical space continues in our little cottage.
Hello from Tannon dog in Portage Park!
December 1, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Hello from Tannon dog in Portage Park!
Bird's out! Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Bird's out! Happy Thanksgiving!
A Thanksgiving eve miracle at Chicago Union Station.
November 27, 2024 at 3:52 PM
A Thanksgiving eve miracle at Chicago Union Station.