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Neal Bailey
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Writer of so many novels and comics.

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Independent artists die without support.

Buy their work, not another coffee.
Rule of law and awesome snow.
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey Georgie, it's a crime to fellate the dead, but you can absolutely go fuck yourself.
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
October 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I gave her a look that said, huh, life is funny, you never know what's in store.

By the way, your hair is beautiful.

I'll bet it smells like raisins.
August 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
August 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Fuck you, asshole bear
August 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Murica’s got fascism.

Canada’s got sizzlin’ hot lays.

I made the right choice.
July 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I notice people get more attention with food posts than I do talking about things I spent years working on.

Unrelated, this afternoon I ate a wonderful sandwich filled with horror, life, tight prose, and character work on white bread.

And that aftertaste, holy shit.

www.amazon.com/Esoteria-Nea...
July 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
June 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Deeper in Debt, coming soon:
June 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Illinois Nazis.

Man, I HATE Illinois Nazis.
June 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
From Deeper in Debt, on its way.
May 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Fuck you, Pierre.

Bye now.
April 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
How’re y’now?

Fine n’you?

Not s’bad!
April 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I changed my Netflix username to make their incessant spam a fun part of my day rather than annoying.
April 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
April 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One of the more astonishing experiences of becoming Canadian is the way that the actions of the politicians actually changes the perspective and voting propensities of the citizens.

They will not suffer bullshit.

Example? The liberals were sure to lose to a Trump-like pol just two month ago?

Now:
March 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Esoteria releases April 8th.

It's a monster of a book. Twice as long as most books I've written, and the thing I'm proudest of.

Pre-order info will be on here, on Discord, and the stream.

Reviews and early buys would be very appreciated. This is a trial run for self-release without Kickstarter.
March 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
GREAT ROCKS I FOUND:
March 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM