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keith
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there is plenty to criticize
what's so civil about war anyway..
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
just had a crazy idea. bit wild but hear me out here: what if a bear did cocaine?
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
was top 1% of sun ra listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
toilet wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
a month ago we found this eastern red bat in central park. he was cold-stunned but after warming up for a little bit in our car, we released him back into the park.
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
met a celebrity in one of the parks the other week
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
you will see the tears of time
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
think i should be off the internet for a while until i'm sane
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
stakes is high is an underrated album
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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That was quite satisfying, . I'm sorry I had to involve you this way, but I'm glad this problem is taken care of once and for all. Please accept this money as a sign of my gratitude.
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
gm
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
gave a vacation day on tuesday that i didn't even remember scheduling and then realized it was for my court date against my landlord lol
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
been a week and i am feeling better but now what the fuck am i supposed to do
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i'm inert with rage
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
platner got a tattoo during a heated soldier moment
October 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
apparently the new time my body wakes up at is 5:45am and there's nothing i can do about it
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
half of all motorhead songs are about complaining about someone having bad manners
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
this is the room of the house where i run around on all fours
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
they used phoenix down on a grape
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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they cast cure wounds on a grape
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
someone on the highway had a vanity license plate that said "BIG NANDO"
October 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
got a raise again award
October 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM