Nick Simpson
@ndsimpson.bsky.social
Technology. Finance. Politics.
Posts, likes & reposts are my own.
Posts, likes & reposts are my own.
I heard you just mash the like button on your post 10 times like the android version number and you get dev access.
March 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I heard you just mash the like button on your post 10 times like the android version number and you get dev access.
If you never hit spacebar, you'll only ever use 1 word. 🤷🏼♂️
February 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
If you never hit spacebar, you'll only ever use 1 word. 🤷🏼♂️
Probably should have waited until after Chipotle, as it would have come out even quicker!
January 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Probably should have waited until after Chipotle, as it would have come out even quicker!
The only thing needing a pardon in this thread is your lack of punctuation in the original skeet. 😂
January 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The only thing needing a pardon in this thread is your lack of punctuation in the original skeet. 😂
I'm currently at 2 for 3 but you'll have to figure out which one I'm still doing.
January 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm currently at 2 for 3 but you'll have to figure out which one I'm still doing.
For the past couple of days I have had the random uncomfortable laugh as my brain replays the events over and over. I just can't believe I did that.
Moral of the story: Don't drink water.
Moral of the story: Don't drink water.
December 9, 2024 at 4:24 PM
For the past couple of days I have had the random uncomfortable laugh as my brain replays the events over and over. I just can't believe I did that.
Moral of the story: Don't drink water.
Moral of the story: Don't drink water.
I go back to my seat, still mortified. One of the people from the other table comes over after a minute and gives me a hug and insists it was fine. My group tries to comfort me and tells me that now the other group has a fun story to tell.
December 9, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I go back to my seat, still mortified. One of the people from the other table comes over after a minute and gives me a hug and insists it was fine. My group tries to comfort me and tells me that now the other group has a fun story to tell.
Finally, I decide I have to go apologize. I stand up, turn around and walk over to their table. I apologize profusely. They have a bit of a good laugh but I'm still melting into a puddle.
December 9, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Finally, I decide I have to go apologize. I stand up, turn around and walk over to their table. I apologize profusely. They have a bit of a good laugh but I'm still melting into a puddle.
Fast forward some minutes and I discover that that other table *wasn't* part of our group. I've randomly walked up to a table and stolen their water. The other table doesn't really say anything to us. I'm dying in my chair. I'm feeling so terrible. People are telling me its ok.
December 9, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Fast forward some minutes and I discover that that other table *wasn't* part of our group. I've randomly walked up to a table and stolen their water. The other table doesn't really say anything to us. I'm dying in my chair. I'm feeling so terrible. People are telling me its ok.
Wesley is my first, but my second is totally Stamets
December 5, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Wesley is my first, but my second is totally Stamets
4/ Parody, satire, or fan accounts are allowed on Bluesky, but they must clearly label themselves in both the display name and bio to help others know the account isn’t official. Accounts with only one of these elements will receive an impersonation label.
December 5, 2024 at 1:58 AM
You forgot the text again
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
You forgot the text again
Reported to moderation. They can figure it out. 🤷🏼♂️
December 5, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Reported to moderation. They can figure it out. 🤷🏼♂️
Can we just settle on "Anything but 'tweets'"?
December 1, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Can we just settle on "Anything but 'tweets'"?
My app calls them posts and replies, so that's what I shall call them. 🤷🏼♂️
December 1, 2024 at 12:57 AM
My app calls them posts and replies, so that's what I shall call them. 🤷🏼♂️
How about we block the 3 Ts:
TikTok
Temu
Tw*tter
TikTok
Temu
Tw*tter
November 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
How about we block the 3 Ts:
TikTok
Temu
Tw*tter
TikTok
Temu
Tw*tter
I guess it's time to dig out the passport.
November 29, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I guess it's time to dig out the passport.
The breakfast/family restaurant. Not a casino.
November 29, 2024 at 5:10 AM
The breakfast/family restaurant. Not a casino.