Andrew Schwartz
@ndrewschwartz.bsky.social
Bostonian, bicycle commuter, airport dude and transit enthusiast trying to let the Schmetterling displace the King Richard the Third
I’m reminded of when I walked past this bag put out for curbside recycling in January 2018, promoting circus shows ahead of October 1987.
October 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m reminded of when I walked past this bag put out for curbside recycling in January 2018, promoting circus shows ahead of October 1987.
That Yankee rookie pitcher whose name somehow got past the censors reminds me of this character whose name also got past the censors. Anyway, Cam Schlittler is off to Mr. Schidtler’s home country.
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
That Yankee rookie pitcher whose name somehow got past the censors reminds me of this character whose name also got past the censors. Anyway, Cam Schlittler is off to Mr. Schidtler’s home country.
What's the difference between Staples and Office Depot?
Office Depot doesn't cause flat tires.
Found these staples yesterday, down the road from where I got a flat four weeks earlier.
Office Depot doesn't cause flat tires.
Found these staples yesterday, down the road from where I got a flat four weeks earlier.
September 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
What's the difference between Staples and Office Depot?
Office Depot doesn't cause flat tires.
Found these staples yesterday, down the road from where I got a flat four weeks earlier.
Office Depot doesn't cause flat tires.
Found these staples yesterday, down the road from where I got a flat four weeks earlier.
Pittsburgh took the first down victory knee, and the CBS graphics department somehow flashed a "2-pt attempt" on the screen.
September 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pittsburgh took the first down victory knee, and the CBS graphics department somehow flashed a "2-pt attempt" on the screen.
@nflscorigami.bsky.social The algorithm is wrong. If the Cowboys and Giants trade field goals, a 40-40 Scorigami is possible.
September 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@nflscorigami.bsky.social The algorithm is wrong. If the Cowboys and Giants trade field goals, a 40-40 Scorigami is possible.
Noodles, meet Needles.
August 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Noodles, meet Needles.
Left-Handed trombones are extremely rare but not entirely unheard of. Is this real, or is the video inverted?
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cc @rittigers.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Left-Handed trombones are extremely rare but not entirely unheard of. Is this real, or is the video inverted?
cc @rittigers.bsky.social
cc @rittigers.bsky.social
Weather dot gov is a great resource, unlike the commercial alternatives bloated with ads. It would be a shame if these forecasts get 404'd.
February 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Weather dot gov is a great resource, unlike the commercial alternatives bloated with ads. It would be a shame if these forecasts get 404'd.
Ich frage mich selbst, wer zum Teufel ist Dieter?
December 7, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Ich frage mich selbst, wer zum Teufel ist Dieter?
The problem with triple point boost is you don't get that satisfaction of hitting the multiple of a thousand on the nose. Went right from 4,998 to 5,001.
December 7, 2024 at 7:18 PM
The problem with triple point boost is you don't get that satisfaction of hitting the multiple of a thousand on the nose. Went right from 4,998 to 5,001.
I'm thankful for those who strive to be the envy of the neighborhood on Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I'm thankful for those who strive to be the envy of the neighborhood on Thanksgiving.
Lucky for me the prices went down and I’ll be trying the flight in June. I even booked seat 3F.
November 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Lucky for me the prices went down and I’ll be trying the flight in June. I even booked seat 3F.
What just happened to this EAS subsidized route? Breeze Airways extended their schedule but the base price went up tenfold. I genuinely hope Boutique Air doesn't suffer the same fate.
November 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
What just happened to this EAS subsidized route? Breeze Airways extended their schedule but the base price went up tenfold. I genuinely hope Boutique Air doesn't suffer the same fate.
It’s the sign inventor’s name, isn’t it?
November 13, 2024 at 3:10 PM
It’s the sign inventor’s name, isn’t it?
I've set a picture of the late Fyvush Finkel as my watchface. That way, no matter what time it is I can point to my watch and say it's 5-ish.
December 24, 2023 at 9:43 PM
I've set a picture of the late Fyvush Finkel as my watchface. That way, no matter what time it is I can point to my watch and say it's 5-ish.