Andrew Schwartz
ndrewschwartz.bsky.social
Andrew Schwartz
@ndrewschwartz.bsky.social
Bostonian, bicycle commuter, airport dude and transit enthusiast trying to let the Schmetterling displace the King Richard the Third
Wanya Morris of the Kansas City Chiefs was named after the singer from Boyz II Men. Injured on the opening drive, he’s down on bended knee.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That Yankee rookie pitcher whose name somehow got past the censors reminds me of this character whose name also got past the censors. Anyway, Cam Schlittler is off to Mr. Schidtler’s home country.
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What's the difference between Staples and Office Depot?

Office Depot doesn't cause flat tires.

Found these staples yesterday, down the road from where I got a flat four weeks earlier.
September 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Pittsburgh took the first down victory knee, and the CBS graphics department somehow flashed a "2-pt attempt" on the screen.
September 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@nflscorigami.bsky.social The algorithm is wrong. If the Cowboys and Giants trade field goals, a 40-40 Scorigami is possible.
September 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Noodles, meet Needles.
August 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Left-Handed trombones are extremely rare but not entirely unheard of. Is this real, or is the video inverted?
cc @rittigers.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Has anybody ever noticed how Frolic by Luciano Michelini (1974) seems similar to The Dick Van Dyke Show theme by Earle Hagen (1961)?

If you don't curb your enthusiasm, you might trip over an ottoman. And don't forget to keep your fingers crossed.
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Let's get BlueSky on this list please. @mbta.com
February 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
One could call it the Gulf of the Confederacy, since only the rebel states and none of the original colonies have coastline. But even the 13th amendment omits the C-word to describe rebellious states.
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Weather dot gov is a great resource, unlike the commercial alternatives bloated with ads. It would be a shame if these forecasts get 404'd.
February 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Howard Liebengood
Brian Sicknick
Jeffrey L. Smith

Remember their names.
January 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s that time of year again… NOT!
(Yes I know there are higher quality copies of the ad, but this one retains the 1996 prices and the old slogan.)
youtu.be/4DComGO8JYo?...
1996 Staples "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Back-to-School Commercial
YouTube video by Svetlana Boginskaya
youtu.be
December 25, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Ich frage mich selbst, wer zum Teufel ist Dieter?
December 7, 2024 at 7:30 PM
The problem with triple point boost is you don't get that satisfaction of hitting the multiple of a thousand on the nose. Went right from 4,998 to 5,001.
December 7, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I'm thankful for those who strive to be the envy of the neighborhood on Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Today I’m thankful for frantic synth music in air checks. Could there be an extended mix somewhere in the @wgbh.org archive?

youtu.be/lWIKJZvkT24?...
Happy Thanksgiving from WGBH-TV 2 Boston, 1987
YouTube video by MSTS1
youtu.be
November 28, 2024 at 12:27 PM
So if colors on the electoral map are political let's call Bluesky Sky Blu, and X is brother Redfoo, or rather Red F.U. LMFAO
November 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
What just happened to this EAS subsidized route? Breeze Airways extended their schedule but the base price went up tenfold. I genuinely hope Boutique Air doesn't suffer the same fate.
November 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I've set a picture of the late Fyvush Finkel as my watchface. That way, no matter what time it is I can point to my watch and say it's 5-ish.
December 24, 2023 at 9:43 PM
For my first post, I suppose I can do what I always do on the King Richard the Third-site, and bash Massport.

Doesn't 4:16pm seem a bit early for closing the restrooms at Bremen Street Park? That's when sunset was tonight.
December 24, 2023 at 9:40 PM