Fair play. It’s all those probationary years as an ipelago that put me off.

Or, more persuasively, a Gartcraig in Glasgow, only 1.5 miles from Camlachie which is namechecked in the same paragraph

There is a Jawcraig in Falkirk.

Maybe the problem is a failure of your college to provide enough resources for you to be able to do your job properly.

I imagine @fakehistoryhunter.net already knows this wonderful story, but I’m tagging her just in case

The Straight Story is a ride-on mower road movie

It starts with an (unnecessary) account of one patient’s gruesome injuries that really ought to have a content warning!

Crowfunding his way through college