Nikhil Joglekar
@nbj.bsky.social
Proud Papa to a lovely little human and two very good pups. Husband to a smart person but how smart can they really be if they picked me?
Twin Cities resident, a neighbor called my child a skin baby, geese are jerks, I'm back to loving punk rock 🙌
Twin Cities resident, a neighbor called my child a skin baby, geese are jerks, I'm back to loving punk rock 🙌
Let's start with white collar criminals?
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Let's start with white collar criminals?
one of the most corrupt organizations awarding the most corrupt President in history
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
one of the most corrupt organizations awarding the most corrupt President in history
i wonder how much overtime was spent in bed
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i wonder how much overtime was spent in bed
What happened to the dude who put the white under-eye makeup on? Does Pluvicto absorb makeup? When his grandson ran into him, it disappeared
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
What happened to the dude who put the white under-eye makeup on? Does Pluvicto absorb makeup? When his grandson ran into him, it disappeared
Pablo with the super aware, gentle placement of his mug. Such a pro
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Pablo with the super aware, gentle placement of his mug. Such a pro
30 minutes later he comes over again.
"Did you like the pictures I took?"
Yeah, they are nice, thanks.
"Would you like a root bear?"
No, that's okay, thanks.
"It's from Wisconsin"
We're okay, thank you.
Thankfully he stopped...at least until my daughter and I left the game. Oof.
"Did you like the pictures I took?"
Yeah, they are nice, thanks.
"Would you like a root bear?"
No, that's okay, thanks.
"It's from Wisconsin"
We're okay, thank you.
Thankfully he stopped...at least until my daughter and I left the game. Oof.
July 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
30 minutes later he comes over again.
"Did you like the pictures I took?"
Yeah, they are nice, thanks.
"Would you like a root bear?"
No, that's okay, thanks.
"It's from Wisconsin"
We're okay, thank you.
Thankfully he stopped...at least until my daughter and I left the game. Oof.
"Did you like the pictures I took?"
Yeah, they are nice, thanks.
"Would you like a root bear?"
No, that's okay, thanks.
"It's from Wisconsin"
We're okay, thank you.
Thankfully he stopped...at least until my daughter and I left the game. Oof.
3 ladies were sitting behind me (20-something?), enjoying their time at the game. A guy sitting in their row approaches and says "I'm a photographer - would you like me to take your picture instead of you taking selfies?". They kinda laugh and then say okay. He takes their picture and life goes on.
July 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
3 ladies were sitting behind me (20-something?), enjoying their time at the game. A guy sitting in their row approaches and says "I'm a photographer - would you like me to take your picture instead of you taking selfies?". They kinda laugh and then say okay. He takes their picture and life goes on.
Hope he's been doing squats
July 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hope he's been doing squats
"Congress abolishes itself: President makes a boom boom"
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"Congress abolishes itself: President makes a boom boom"
Fatty Bighead has to say that though
June 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fatty Bighead has to say that though
I'm gonna go to a Walmart and tell me to pay me 3x the price of the eggs and also give me the eggs
June 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm gonna go to a Walmart and tell me to pay me 3x the price of the eggs and also give me the eggs
I absolutely cannot wait for Robert Carol's grandchild to write the definitive biography on Trump where we learn his habits (ala LBJ and his toilet power play)
June 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I absolutely cannot wait for Robert Carol's grandchild to write the definitive biography on Trump where we learn his habits (ala LBJ and his toilet power play)