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Nikhil Joglekar
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Proud Papa to a lovely little human and two very good pups. Husband to a smart person but how smart can they really be if they picked me?

Twin Cities resident, a neighbor called my child a skin baby, geese are jerks, I'm back to loving punk rock 🙌
Trump accounts are Communist, no?
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Flea has a new solo album coming out and his first single "A Plea" is really good! Jazzzzzzzzzz
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hey @mnaurorafc.bsky.social, Aurora cracked the top 10 baby names this year (#9) -- what do you think the odds are that Minnesotans have biased this name upwards because of a certain most outstanding team?
The most popular baby names of 2025
Drumroll, please… These are the top 100 baby names of 2025.
www.babycenter.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
TrumpRX is a joke unless he can get us those 600-1000% discounts
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Any idea why @espn.com's Pardon the Interruption podcast on Apple Podcasts is constantly full of static?
October 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Deepest of apologies to the Cubs. I transferred allegiances from the Twins to the Cubs after the Pohlads didn't sell the team, and I'm afraid I've also transferred the horrors of being a Minnesota sports fan to Chicago
October 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Insane to think Republicans still yammer on and on about the liberal media
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
@khanacademy.org hi there! We have a toddler and recently downloaded Khan Academy Kids -- great app! I'm trying to learn more about it, and when I clicked the "parent guide" in the app I received this error. Just wanted you to know - I'm sure I can find a video guide elsewhere.Thank you 😍
August 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I suppose we all need to learn how to flirt somehow, but I overheard a flunking performance yesterday at the Minnesota Twins game. I so hope I had at least a little more grace in my attempts way back when.
July 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Garage Band app has finally made me feel old for a non-body-part failing reason
July 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Best thing I've seen aside from the score at @mnaurorafc.bsky.social today (the bag)
June 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Does Ezra Klein always say "I'm a liberal" after he says the word liberal?
May 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Kennedy name shall now always be linked with the death of thousands of people who die by preventable diseases. And brain worms. And skull-ducking bear carcasses.
May 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
An Afrikaner "refugee" is Affirmative Action under Project 2025
May 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
YOU MEAN MELINDA FRENCH GATES? One of the biggest philanthropists of our age? Ex-wife is what you call her? Trolls. What a rag this newspaper must be.

www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
Bill Gates' ex-wife says kids were 'raised middle class' despite $16m grad gift
Bill Gates and Melinda French Gates have three children - Jennifer, Rory and Phoebe. But despite the tech mogul being one of the richest people on the planet, he has said he won't pass on all of his w...
www.irishstar.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Google is doing a bang up job with their sports score reporting on the Pistons v Knicks:
April 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Is theft a personal reciprocal tariff by me upon a store? Massive, unfair deficits where they get all my money and all I get is some stuff.

Asking for a friend, of course 😉
April 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@maddow.msnbc.com I'm just listening to your April 4th program and think you're missing out on a golden opportunity to write an exercise book citing Macho Waddler. The only workouts in the book are sumo squats and duck walks 🦆🦆
April 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Trump voters: NOOO WE DIDN'T WANT THISSSsssssss

we just wanted all that racist shit
April 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Poor ducking penguins getting hit with a 10% tariff
April 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Woke pandas are the best pandas - ever see them tumble down a hill? They don't do that when sleeping #nationalzoo
Trump order targets 'improper ideology' at famed US museums
US President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday to remove "improper ideology" from the famed Smithsonian Museums -- and the National Zoo -- expanding his conservative clampdown on cultura...
www.yahoo.com
March 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What/who on earth triggered this warning? Coffee creamer shouldn't be used as infant formula? 🤯
March 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@adamgrant.bsky.social the new Toyota ad narration says "in case you didn't know, these young men are...the savants, the ones we've been waiting for. Like Damian Lillard for instance. He doesn't see(k?) guidance or mentorship, he's a leader..."

That's upsetting, no? Leaders should seek guidance.
March 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm reading Connie Chung's memoir and think I'm gonna need to read Dan Rather's afterwards 🤣
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Does Kari Lake still get paid? #voiceofamerica
March 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM