Nate father of twins
@naylo05.bsky.social
Just a dad trying to survive two sets of twin girls
Me: Jesus take the wheel!
My wife: WTF are you doing?! We're going to Costco whether you like it or not!
My wife: WTF are you doing?! We're going to Costco whether you like it or not!
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Me: Jesus take the wheel!
My wife: WTF are you doing?! We're going to Costco whether you like it or not!
My wife: WTF are you doing?! We're going to Costco whether you like it or not!
Only you know the point where you became so jaded. It's not too late to choose love for your fellow human. Rise above, fight, be strong, but be compassionate. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Only you know the point where you became so jaded. It's not too late to choose love for your fellow human. Rise above, fight, be strong, but be compassionate. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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Can’t lose your retirement fund if you never had one. Follow me for more financial advice!
April 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Can’t lose your retirement fund if you never had one. Follow me for more financial advice!
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So, according to SCOTUS, the Trump admin can ship a person to a foreign gulag w/o due process of any kind, just so long as they have “access to due process” while detained in said foreign gulag, which of course they won’t.
And MAGA actually thinks this shit will stop with people they don’t like?
And MAGA actually thinks this shit will stop with people they don’t like?
April 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So, according to SCOTUS, the Trump admin can ship a person to a foreign gulag w/o due process of any kind, just so long as they have “access to due process” while detained in said foreign gulag, which of course they won’t.
And MAGA actually thinks this shit will stop with people they don’t like?
And MAGA actually thinks this shit will stop with people they don’t like?
Our 8-year-old asked what taxes are. I said, ‘They're money the government takes so you can drive on roads and still hit every pothole.’ She said, ‘That’s dumb.’ I said, ‘Correct.’ #parenting #taxes #taxseason
April 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Our 8-year-old asked what taxes are. I said, ‘They're money the government takes so you can drive on roads and still hit every pothole.’ She said, ‘That’s dumb.’ I said, ‘Correct.’ #parenting #taxes #taxseason
Not the Lamborfeeti's!
April 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Not the Lamborfeeti's!
I'm so glad the #republicans are in control so they can have a swift and decisive investigation into this #signal scandal. They were all over Hilary over her breech! #makeamericavulnerableagain
March 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I'm so glad the #republicans are in control so they can have a swift and decisive investigation into this #signal scandal. They were all over Hilary over her breech! #makeamericavulnerableagain
Vacations might be expensive. But you can't put a price on the happiness a Disneyland turkey leg....oh wait, no. Yes you can. It's a lot.
March 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Vacations might be expensive. But you can't put a price on the happiness a Disneyland turkey leg....oh wait, no. Yes you can. It's a lot.
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Oh so this was the red wave y’all were talking about
March 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh so this was the red wave y’all were talking about
What if they just closed grocery stores and we just hunt for food?
I don't even know where Little Debbie lives!
I don't even know where Little Debbie lives!
February 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
What if they just closed grocery stores and we just hunt for food?
I don't even know where Little Debbie lives!
I don't even know where Little Debbie lives!
February 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Here we go again...
I mean good morning!
I mean good morning!
February 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Here we go again...
I mean good morning!
I mean good morning!
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it into the crowd. To see who's next
February 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it into the crowd. To see who's next
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Very powerfully winning
February 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Very powerfully winning
With the impending trade war getting under way, how is everyone investing to protect their financial future? Just sold a lot of large cap ETFs and keeping more cash.
#finance #future #parenting
#finance #future #parenting
February 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
With the impending trade war getting under way, how is everyone investing to protect their financial future? Just sold a lot of large cap ETFs and keeping more cash.
#finance #future #parenting
#finance #future #parenting
Well that's unsettling
February 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Well that's unsettling
February 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me: "sometimes I talk to myself"
Me: "omg same!"
Me: "omg same!"
February 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me: "sometimes I talk to myself"
Me: "omg same!"
Me: "omg same!"
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"thug life" i whisper to myself as i sip my chamomile tea in bed wearing my hello kitty pajamas on a friday night.
February 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"thug life" i whisper to myself as i sip my chamomile tea in bed wearing my hello kitty pajamas on a friday night.
Alright so he didn't directly blame dwarfs but the fact that it even came up... I almost spit out my cali state mandated kombucha and granola cold pressed juice
January 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Alright so he didn't directly blame dwarfs but the fact that it even came up... I almost spit out my cali state mandated kombucha and granola cold pressed juice
I agree with this Pete. Tried not to talk politics but 47's response was disgusting
January 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I agree with this Pete. Tried not to talk politics but 47's response was disgusting
Blaming dwarfs and one legged folks for the midair collision makes total sense. Thank you Lord and Savior Trump for your infinite common sense wisdom...
#politics #showmanship #owningthenarrative
#politics #showmanship #owningthenarrative
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Blaming dwarfs and one legged folks for the midair collision makes total sense. Thank you Lord and Savior Trump for your infinite common sense wisdom...
#politics #showmanship #owningthenarrative
#politics #showmanship #owningthenarrative
We never had blizzards from the Gulf of Mexico. The Gulf of America sucks!
January 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We never had blizzards from the Gulf of Mexico. The Gulf of America sucks!