Missing person alert. Have you seen this man?
May have boarded a flight to the US. His constituency is worried. They fear he may have been groomed by a US/Russia gang. Last seen gargling Putins plumbs.
Any information - keep it to yourselves.

Yep me too

Brilliant play - fantastic performances all round. Basically if you think you have relationship problems Oedipus says 'Hold my beer'

Well reversal of fortunes here. Sage has raged on, Basil has steadily grown, Parsley has arrived like the Calvary but Oregano is a bloody let-down

2 weeks on - Basil growing OK as I suspected it would. Oregano thinks its in some kind of Toy Town and hasn't grown to the size I think it should. Sage suddenly looks like a gaggle of just born birds open mouthed waiting for the morning worm. Parsley - just woken up and basically can't be arsed.

Bit misleading - I brought a ticket to see Shakespeares New Place only to discover it doesn't actually exist as a building and was pulled down in 1759. So still interesting but don't look for a building for 15 minutes like I did...

Ordered these online - if only to see which one comes first.