Evan
navelb.bsky.social
Evan
@navelb.bsky.social
elder millennial lab rat; interests include: shitposts, little guys.

he/him
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March 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country

"...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."
April 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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March of 2000: Elon Musk tries to impress Peter Thiel by gunning his McLaren, fucks up and flips/wrecks it.

Neither of them die.
Using only a singular point of pop culture, where did it all go wrong for humanity?
February 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Look at this little guy 🥹
Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
February 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Butt first, coffee. I say as as I boof three cups of Folgers
November 13, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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I wrote a dumb thing about the election. You know, the one from this week. You remember it, I’m sure.
It’s All A Giant Plate Of Shrimp
A metaphor for that thing that happened this week. You know the thing.
mikedrucker.substack.com
November 9, 2024 at 9:16 PM