NaughtyNire
@naughtynire.bsky.social
Another Twitter refugee…wait, I’m running from an X….👀🤣
An occasional writer, irregularly naughty, always taken. ❤️
Laughter is what makes life survivable, so create lots of it. The same goes with kindness and love.
An occasional writer, irregularly naughty, always taken. ❤️
Laughter is what makes life survivable, so create lots of it. The same goes with kindness and love.
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And I refuse to let an asshole and a coward back into my life.
You can fuck all the way off with that cowardly bullshit.
You can fuck all the way off with that cowardly bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
And I refuse to let an asshole and a coward back into my life.
You can fuck all the way off with that cowardly bullshit.
You can fuck all the way off with that cowardly bullshit.
Merry Christmas!!
December 25, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Merry Christmas!!
When someone is struggling and goes so far as to say so…
Don’t minimize it.
Don’t try to make a joke.
Don’t just say “me too”.
Don’t morph their plea into your tale.
Give them support. Ask what’s going on. Be there and be caring.
Or don’t be surprised if they stop talking.
Don’t minimize it.
Don’t try to make a joke.
Don’t just say “me too”.
Don’t morph their plea into your tale.
Give them support. Ask what’s going on. Be there and be caring.
Or don’t be surprised if they stop talking.
December 18, 2024 at 1:34 PM
When someone is struggling and goes so far as to say so…
Don’t minimize it.
Don’t try to make a joke.
Don’t just say “me too”.
Don’t morph their plea into your tale.
Give them support. Ask what’s going on. Be there and be caring.
Or don’t be surprised if they stop talking.
Don’t minimize it.
Don’t try to make a joke.
Don’t just say “me too”.
Don’t morph their plea into your tale.
Give them support. Ask what’s going on. Be there and be caring.
Or don’t be surprised if they stop talking.
Me: *opens full can of Oceanspray cranberry sauce and jiggles it onto a plate* That’s dinner.
Also me: *proceeds to bend over sink, laughing hard at my lunacy*
My fiancé: well, you know, adulting is hard and sometimes we need to simplify.
He gets me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also me: *proceeds to bend over sink, laughing hard at my lunacy*
My fiancé: well, you know, adulting is hard and sometimes we need to simplify.
He gets me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Me: *opens full can of Oceanspray cranberry sauce and jiggles it onto a plate* That’s dinner.
Also me: *proceeds to bend over sink, laughing hard at my lunacy*
My fiancé: well, you know, adulting is hard and sometimes we need to simplify.
He gets me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also me: *proceeds to bend over sink, laughing hard at my lunacy*
My fiancé: well, you know, adulting is hard and sometimes we need to simplify.
He gets me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Then I get to play with its MSP parts!”
Yes, I messaged that to one of my direct reports today. After I hit send, my dirty mind kicked in and ohhh, that didn’t sound right….
Yes, I messaged that to one of my direct reports today. After I hit send, my dirty mind kicked in and ohhh, that didn’t sound right….
a woman smiles in front of a netflix logo
ALT: a woman smiles in front of a netflix logo
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
“Then I get to play with its MSP parts!”
Yes, I messaged that to one of my direct reports today. After I hit send, my dirty mind kicked in and ohhh, that didn’t sound right….
Yes, I messaged that to one of my direct reports today. After I hit send, my dirty mind kicked in and ohhh, that didn’t sound right….
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It's that time of the morning when you wish you were back in bed but instead you have to adult. This is some bullshit.
December 11, 2024 at 12:19 PM
It's that time of the morning when you wish you were back in bed but instead you have to adult. This is some bullshit.
So if I set my expectations based on their past behavior, their words, their promises, and their actions…
I’m the asshole for having expectations, right?
Somehow that doesn’t seem to add up.
I’m the asshole for having expectations, right?
Somehow that doesn’t seem to add up.
December 11, 2024 at 1:21 PM
So if I set my expectations based on their past behavior, their words, their promises, and their actions…
I’m the asshole for having expectations, right?
Somehow that doesn’t seem to add up.
I’m the asshole for having expectations, right?
Somehow that doesn’t seem to add up.
It’s depressing watching a friendship fade…
What’s worse is being the only one who notices…
And being the only one to care enough to try….
What’s worse is being the only one who notices…
And being the only one to care enough to try….
December 9, 2024 at 1:07 PM
It’s depressing watching a friendship fade…
What’s worse is being the only one who notices…
And being the only one to care enough to try….
What’s worse is being the only one who notices…
And being the only one to care enough to try….
Controversial opinions:
Betty Crocker boxed cake mix is better than a fancy homemade/from a recipe kind of cake. Same for the icing.
Cupcakes are just a delivery method for frosting.
Betty Crocker boxed cake mix is better than a fancy homemade/from a recipe kind of cake. Same for the icing.
Cupcakes are just a delivery method for frosting.
a cupcake with white frosting and colorful sprinkles on a colorful background
ALT: a cupcake with white frosting and colorful sprinkles on a colorful background
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Controversial opinions:
Betty Crocker boxed cake mix is better than a fancy homemade/from a recipe kind of cake. Same for the icing.
Cupcakes are just a delivery method for frosting.
Betty Crocker boxed cake mix is better than a fancy homemade/from a recipe kind of cake. Same for the icing.
Cupcakes are just a delivery method for frosting.
I’ve said it many times, and I’m gonna say it again.
Teleportation needs to be a motherfucking thing. Right the fuck now. Science is failing us by not figuring that shit out.
Distance shouldn’t have to feel so fucking far.
Teleportation needs to be a motherfucking thing. Right the fuck now. Science is failing us by not figuring that shit out.
Distance shouldn’t have to feel so fucking far.
December 8, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I’ve said it many times, and I’m gonna say it again.
Teleportation needs to be a motherfucking thing. Right the fuck now. Science is failing us by not figuring that shit out.
Distance shouldn’t have to feel so fucking far.
Teleportation needs to be a motherfucking thing. Right the fuck now. Science is failing us by not figuring that shit out.
Distance shouldn’t have to feel so fucking far.
Not almost. It is officially that time of year.
I’ll be out back looking for my axe. 🤣
I’ll be out back looking for my axe. 🤣
December 7, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Not almost. It is officially that time of year.
I’ll be out back looking for my axe. 🤣
I’ll be out back looking for my axe. 🤣
It’s really nice to see your Daddy positively stuffed full.
Wait, what? Not what you were thinking? 😏
Wait, what? Not what you were thinking? 😏
December 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
It’s really nice to see your Daddy positively stuffed full.
Wait, what? Not what you were thinking? 😏
Wait, what? Not what you were thinking? 😏
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Not going to lie, am rather in awe of the ladies on here who manage to be constantly sexy, with photographs and the like.
My sexy mostly comes out on special occasions.
I identify as a potato in everyday life.
My sexy mostly comes out on special occasions.
I identify as a potato in everyday life.
December 5, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Not going to lie, am rather in awe of the ladies on here who manage to be constantly sexy, with photographs and the like.
My sexy mostly comes out on special occasions.
I identify as a potato in everyday life.
My sexy mostly comes out on special occasions.
I identify as a potato in everyday life.
It is the devil and I need some way to remove it from this house, short of burning it down.
If you love glitter everywhere, who hurt you?? 🤣
If you love glitter everywhere, who hurt you?? 🤣
December 5, 2024 at 5:32 PM
It is the devil and I need some way to remove it from this house, short of burning it down.
If you love glitter everywhere, who hurt you?? 🤣
If you love glitter everywhere, who hurt you?? 🤣
It’s not nearly enough snow, but it’s a good start.
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM
It’s not nearly enough snow, but it’s a good start.
It’s sad when it’s not even 9am, and it’s feeling like a “Nire Do” day… a day where I just have to do it all, a day where I just have to find a way.
And I’m tired. Weary. Worn out.
But, I’ll find a way. Always do.
Because what other choice is there?
And I’m tired. Weary. Worn out.
But, I’ll find a way. Always do.
Because what other choice is there?
December 3, 2024 at 1:34 PM
It’s sad when it’s not even 9am, and it’s feeling like a “Nire Do” day… a day where I just have to do it all, a day where I just have to find a way.
And I’m tired. Weary. Worn out.
But, I’ll find a way. Always do.
Because what other choice is there?
And I’m tired. Weary. Worn out.
But, I’ll find a way. Always do.
Because what other choice is there?
PSA-Q-tips are dangerous and use around your ear canal should be handled with care. 👀
Side note: Being mostly deaf for two days has given me a new understanding of the true depth of my trauma-based need to hear everything happening in the house so I can be prepared for whatever doom is incoming.🤣😂
Side note: Being mostly deaf for two days has given me a new understanding of the true depth of my trauma-based need to hear everything happening in the house so I can be prepared for whatever doom is incoming.🤣😂
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 AM
PSA-Q-tips are dangerous and use around your ear canal should be handled with care. 👀
Side note: Being mostly deaf for two days has given me a new understanding of the true depth of my trauma-based need to hear everything happening in the house so I can be prepared for whatever doom is incoming.🤣😂
Side note: Being mostly deaf for two days has given me a new understanding of the true depth of my trauma-based need to hear everything happening in the house so I can be prepared for whatever doom is incoming.🤣😂
It’s really reassuring when one of the largest tech distributors on the planet has a legal department as useful as tits on a bull….
They need to start paying me for catching all of their costly errors. And they’d be paying me well for it, because it’s a big job. 🤦♀️😂
They need to start paying me for catching all of their costly errors. And they’d be paying me well for it, because it’s a big job. 🤦♀️😂
December 2, 2024 at 9:45 PM
It’s really reassuring when one of the largest tech distributors on the planet has a legal department as useful as tits on a bull….
They need to start paying me for catching all of their costly errors. And they’d be paying me well for it, because it’s a big job. 🤦♀️😂
They need to start paying me for catching all of their costly errors. And they’d be paying me well for it, because it’s a big job. 🤦♀️😂
