Nat
@nattopping.bsky.social
Writer, screenwriter, film dev, dad. Angelino by way of Detroit and Chicago.
Satire, fiction and essays at nattopping.com
Satire, fiction and essays at nattopping.com
And yet, I do not believe it.
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
And yet, I do not believe it.
I have many more legs now, so that helps!
December 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I have many more legs now, so that helps!
Not yet. Jaw turning into mandible.
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Not yet. Jaw turning into mandible.
I’m trying to explain to my wife what’s about to happen and it is not going well.
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m trying to explain to my wife what’s about to happen and it is not going well.
Brutal.
Welp. Time to go throw cabbage around the apartment so I’ll have something to eat tomorrow.
Welp. Time to go throw cabbage around the apartment so I’ll have something to eat tomorrow.
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Brutal.
Welp. Time to go throw cabbage around the apartment so I’ll have something to eat tomorrow.
Welp. Time to go throw cabbage around the apartment so I’ll have something to eat tomorrow.
If I metamorphose into a giant beetle tonight I’m blaming you.
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If I metamorphose into a giant beetle tonight I’m blaming you.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Fart!!
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Fart!!
I’d take a piece of THAT action!!
/takes feces to the face
/takes feces to the face
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’d take a piece of THAT action!!
/takes feces to the face
/takes feces to the face
I’ve been trying to get him for the musical I wrote called “Georing Goering Gone!” but his agent won’t call me back, the sonofabitch.
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’ve been trying to get him for the musical I wrote called “Georing Goering Gone!” but his agent won’t call me back, the sonofabitch.
The Xmas gift we deserve.
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The Xmas gift we deserve.
About. Freakin. Time.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
About. Freakin. Time.