Nat
@nattopping.bsky.social
Writer, screenwriter, film dev, dad. Angelino by way of Detroit and Chicago.
Satire, fiction and essays at nattopping.com
Satire, fiction and essays at nattopping.com
"HOR HOR HOR!!" Roast some chestnuts and get cozy: The final word on the Die Hard debate. Plus, a dispatch from the War on Xmas. Also, some last minute shopping advice.
nattopping.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"HOR HOR HOR!!" Roast some chestnuts and get cozy: The final word on the Die Hard debate. Plus, a dispatch from the War on Xmas. Also, some last minute shopping advice.
lol
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
lol
Pourquoi
#Disney is developing Gaston, a feature based on the story’s villain character, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed. bit.ly/4oXL2Jq
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Pourquoi
Gospel of Travis: The Finest of Mats - "Then I will declare to them solemnly, 'I never knew you. Depart from me, you evildoers.'"
THE GOSPEL OF TRAVIS - Chapter Five
The Finest of Mats - "Then I will declare to them solemnly, 'I never knew you. Depart from me, you evildoers.'"
nattopping.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Gospel of Travis: The Finest of Mats - "Then I will declare to them solemnly, 'I never knew you. Depart from me, you evildoers.'"
Pretty damn heroic in the face of a terrible tragedy.
‘It was a matter of conscience’: Ahmed al-Ahmed’s family reveal why he risked his life to disarm alleged Bondi shooter
Family say al-Ahmed ‘doesn’t discriminate’ and would have done anything to save lives during the attack
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pretty damn heroic in the face of a terrible tragedy.
What a loss. Responsible for some incredible films and, from what I’ve heard from friends who knew him, a kind and decent human being.
Rob Reiner and his wife were found dead in their Brentwood home Sunday, with a police investigation underway.
Rob Reiner And Wife Found Dead In L.A. Home
Rob Reiner and his wife were found dead in their Brentwood home Sunday, with a police investigation underway.
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
What a loss. Responsible for some incredible films and, from what I’ve heard from friends who knew him, a kind and decent human being.
The TikTok awards on Tubi. May God have mercy on our souls.
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The TikTok awards on Tubi. May God have mercy on our souls.
Really enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man, though at least part of that was it scratched my lib Catholic itch. Josh O’Connor was fantastic. Recommend.
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Really enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man, though at least part of that was it scratched my lib Catholic itch. Josh O’Connor was fantastic. Recommend.
Uhhhh Sherrone Moore wtf?
Must have done something pretty bad to warrant this, no?
Must have done something pretty bad to warrant this, no?
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Uhhhh Sherrone Moore wtf?
Must have done something pretty bad to warrant this, no?
Must have done something pretty bad to warrant this, no?
It’s starting to feel like people might not like what is happening…?
MAJOR BREAKING: Eileen Higgins will win the Miami mayoral runoff election, becoming the first Democrat to serve as mayor of the city in nearly 30 years, Decision Desk HQ projects.
The Republican candidate won the mayoral race in 2021 by 67 points.
The Republican candidate won the mayoral race in 2021 by 67 points.
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s starting to feel like people might not like what is happening…?
In fairness to Sam, I really do believe him when he says he can’t imagine.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In fairness to Sam, I really do believe him when he says he can’t imagine.
Chapter 4: “Blessed are those who create jobs, I say: the job creators. For they are the shepherds among the sheep...” and the wealthy among the people within earshot understood the wisdom of what Travis had said, even though (he) often stiffed his plaster sculptors their wages."
THE GOSPEL OF TRAVIS - Chapter Four
The Sermon in the Hills
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December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Chapter 4: “Blessed are those who create jobs, I say: the job creators. For they are the shepherds among the sheep...” and the wealthy among the people within earshot understood the wisdom of what Travis had said, even though (he) often stiffed his plaster sculptors their wages."
ART OF THE DEAL, BAY-BEEEE!!
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
ART OF THE DEAL, BAY-BEEEE!!
Costco at opening is like Disney rope drop for sad, middle aged people.
And I am here for it.
And I am here for it.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Costco at opening is like Disney rope drop for sad, middle aged people.
And I am here for it.
And I am here for it.
As the Olivia Nuzzi thing continues to evolve, we at nattopping.com stand by our “reporting.”
And of course, by “reporting” we mean half-baked piece of political satire.
Hey, it’s no more or less a joke than American Canto amirite?
And of course, by “reporting” we mean half-baked piece of political satire.
Hey, it’s no more or less a joke than American Canto amirite?
Just like this Olivia Nuzzi thing going on! What a crazy love affair amirite?
"(She) loved him. She loved him, even though she was a professional journalist and he was a parasitic worm living inside of the Politician’s brain."
Pretty juicy stuff, right algorithm?
"(She) loved him. She loved him, even though she was a professional journalist and he was a parasitic worm living inside of the Politician’s brain."
Pretty juicy stuff, right algorithm?
OF LOVE AND WORMS
A journalist, her infamous subject, and a parasitic neurotropic nematode standing on the precipice... of love.
nattopping.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
As the Olivia Nuzzi thing continues to evolve, we at nattopping.com stand by our “reporting.”
And of course, by “reporting” we mean half-baked piece of political satire.
Hey, it’s no more or less a joke than American Canto amirite?
And of course, by “reporting” we mean half-baked piece of political satire.
Hey, it’s no more or less a joke than American Canto amirite?
DJ Reed!! Ballgame!! Mwahahaha!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
DJ Reed!! Ballgame!! Mwahahaha!!
So. Lions Cowboys a bit of a flag fest tonight huh?
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So. Lions Cowboys a bit of a flag fest tonight huh?
I just love watching Gibbs play. Even when it’s like a one yard run or a five yard checkdown.
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just love watching Gibbs play. Even when it’s like a one yard run or a five yard checkdown.
The Lions are playing on Amazon, and I have Amazon - it’s one of the few things I pay for where I can actually watch them play - and yet I’m still annoyed to be watching this on Amazon.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Lions are playing on Amazon, and I have Amazon - it’s one of the few things I pay for where I can actually watch them play - and yet I’m still annoyed to be watching this on Amazon.
I’m old enough to remember when #signalgate was a Connor Stallions thing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m old enough to remember when #signalgate was a Connor Stallions thing.
I've been working on this for a while: THE GOSPEL OF TRAVIS
It's a satirical gospel for our prosperity obsessed, charity averse times. It's funny, I promise.
The forward and first three chapters are up on the website.
The plan is to post a new chapter every week (skipping the Christmas holiday).
It's a satirical gospel for our prosperity obsessed, charity averse times. It's funny, I promise.
The forward and first three chapters are up on the website.
The plan is to post a new chapter every week (skipping the Christmas holiday).
The Gospel of Travis
The life and exploits of the Thirteenth Apostle, one called Travis - a satirical gospel for the age of prosperity gospel and Christian nationalism.
nattopping.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I've been working on this for a while: THE GOSPEL OF TRAVIS
It's a satirical gospel for our prosperity obsessed, charity averse times. It's funny, I promise.
The forward and first three chapters are up on the website.
The plan is to post a new chapter every week (skipping the Christmas holiday).
It's a satirical gospel for our prosperity obsessed, charity averse times. It's funny, I promise.
The forward and first three chapters are up on the website.
The plan is to post a new chapter every week (skipping the Christmas holiday).
I am “I don’t care if it’s called easy listening, this music ‘slaps’” years old.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I am “I don’t care if it’s called easy listening, this music ‘slaps’” years old.
It’s almost like these guys will use any tragic excuse they can get their hands on to do something cruel to innocent people.
The Trump administration has halted all asylum decisions and paused issuing visas for people traveling on Afghan passports days after a shooting near the White House that left one National Guard member dead and another in critical condition.
https://to.pbs.org/4p2jCTq
https://to.pbs.org/4p2jCTq
Trump administration halts all asylum decisions after shooting of National Guard members
The Trump administration has halted all asylum decisions and paused issuing visas for people traveling on Afghan passports days after a shooting near the White House that left one National Guard membe...
www.pbs.org
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s almost like these guys will use any tragic excuse they can get their hands on to do something cruel to innocent people.
Corn pudding recipe?! Yumm-o!!
NATSLETTER | THANKSGIVING CORNUCOPIA
Our brief respite before the onslaught of Christmas (although, no kink shaming!). Topics discussed: my love of the holiday, a recipe for disaster, and facts about your new favorite fictional football ...
nattopping.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Corn pudding recipe?! Yumm-o!!
Pluribus! One of the better pilots I’ve seen in a long while! I’m actually excited to see where it goes.
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Pluribus! One of the better pilots I’ve seen in a long while! I’m actually excited to see where it goes.