Like stealing Greenland?

Wow. Never even heard of a Puffin.

If you see one, the most important thing to say is “WHAT’S YOUR NAME” because otherwise the person is gone for good, maybe. I witnessed one in an alley as the sole pursuit car, I was the only witness, I froze for a second and didn’t shout it in time, and the guy is just… gone now. I’ll never know.

My ex-cop bro-in-law said he was adding guns to his safe because there would one day be a “black and white war.”
It’s feeling very much like that. He calls them 2’s and 3’s. He’s disgusting. I often look for him in the eyes of these of ICE agents within our own city.

Yay Tehachapi.

We all should be on ICE duty. Scream them out of the neighborhood like that nice man did.

Which is a great place to start thinking about your next standup. You’ll be even funnier.