Christin🦋
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Christin🦋
@natisntdead.bsky.social
“a fan” & “lady”

Probably being annoying about The Rookie and teasing Melissa while I’m at it.

Connecting with nature and tea when offline.🌬️
Now tell me, who’s mAlissa oneil
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Decided to take the car to Uni just now instead of commuting 3 hours. Watched the sun set and I almost made it when suddenly Melissa’s Driving Blind started playing. While that song was on, some other driver almost ran in to me. Someone was in fact Driving Blind. That song should be BANNED from cars
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In case my horrid handwriting isn’t readable, I transferred them to my phone. Something I have to mention: I did not forget about the iconic “BY THE NECK??”, I just happened to choke on my tea when it came to mind. Pat, I’m blaming you.😭
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Time flies when you’re having fun. I can’t believe it’s been a year. Friendships bloomed while chaos, laughter and memes were everywhere!! So much fun and gratitude. I tried finding some words for our anniversary while having tea but it’s so much better felt in the heart. @missoneil.bsky.social 🥹🎐
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Happy Birthday to the incredible Judy!! May this new year of life shine its brightest colors on you.

Your work is literal magic, every brushstroke contributing to a real life painting as you share your light behind the scenes.
We’re patiently waiting for part two btw.

#BirthdayLoveForJudy
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
the 'ass' follows Mel everywhere at this point, even off this app😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
stop fighting
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just had a heart attack. Who put her there and why is she LURKING
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Lucy died.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me pretending not to care about the spoilers so Melissa posts them faster
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My bad. See you in Germany then.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I made us a Dortmund Comic Con version so we stop complaining😎
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
wHaT iS dOrTmUnD
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This might have to make a comeback😭
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I KNOW Melissa said June SIX here… I see you🤨🧌
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
guys… i may or may not have edited 2x11
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me waiting for Melissa to acknowledge the Con in Germany. Drinks are on you or so I’ve heard
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
can we make this “drinks for dortmund”?
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just published my first ever writing on Substack. Why does it feel good
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The alchemy of autumn leaks through these leaves as summer’s green yields to golden fire. I sat here today with tea, poetry, and a smile.
There is a tender love and gratitude I hold for these moments. They muse me with deep inspiration. To write. To listen. And to be.
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Melissa, I‘m going to sleep now. Don’t do anything.
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
can we appreciate that this Mel Pic is from a selfie WITH ME
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
To assume or not to assume. Or dare I say ASSume?
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
what the fuck HAPPENED while i was asleep Miss O’Neil
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m sure this grown ass man took a screenshot of a bluesky post, held Melissa at gun point for a video and hacked themselves into her tiktok account to post it afterwards. Wonder how much they got paid and where my share is and what the parents think of this
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM