John Nathan
@nathanix.com
Aging millennial icon and New Jersey defender
I would rather watch the second plane hit the towers than another Benson Boone flip off of a piano
May 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I would rather watch the second plane hit the towers than another Benson Boone flip off of a piano
Before memes we had to just wait for shit like this to happen
May 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Before memes we had to just wait for shit like this to happen
America’s one unified moment in the last few months was all of us collectively saying “Who cares” about Katy Perry going to space
April 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
America’s one unified moment in the last few months was all of us collectively saying “Who cares” about Katy Perry going to space
Personally, I think it was very nice of Katy Perry to rescue the two astronauts Sleepy Joe left in space
April 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Personally, I think it was very nice of Katy Perry to rescue the two astronauts Sleepy Joe left in space
I’ve been on FB since you needed a college email address (2006) and I am confident that our current situation politically and socially is a direct result of FarmVille.
April 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’ve been on FB since you needed a college email address (2006) and I am confident that our current situation politically and socially is a direct result of FarmVille.
this must be a great time to be a piece of shit… like total Renaissance going on for guys who yell at their families in public
April 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this must be a great time to be a piece of shit… like total Renaissance going on for guys who yell at their families in public
Translation:
A trans girl in South Dakota finished 2nd in a volleyball match so the Jews are coming for our values
A trans girl in South Dakota finished 2nd in a volleyball match so the Jews are coming for our values
Tommy Tuberville: "We have entire men's teams across this country now that are tuning trans. Women's teams are turning trans. That's gonna be a situation where it's gonna pick up speed because these woke globalists are pushing these kids."
April 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Translation:
A trans girl in South Dakota finished 2nd in a volleyball match so the Jews are coming for our values
A trans girl in South Dakota finished 2nd in a volleyball match so the Jews are coming for our values
Can any lawyers give me a hopeful scenario where both of them lose this case?
April 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Can any lawyers give me a hopeful scenario where both of them lose this case?
Get the rifles out of schools first, no?
Three cheers for Governor Hochul for her initiative to eliminate cell phones from our schools. Cell phones in school are not just distractions; they can also have harmful effects. Let's go!
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
New York moves toward statewide cellphone ban in schools
The governor and lawmakers are nearing an agreement to institute an all-day ban known as “bell to bell.”
www.politico.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Get the rifles out of schools first, no?
These guys type like this and then shake and sweat when the waitress asks if they want dessert
I think the brainrot is coming from in-between yours and Genocide Joe's ears.
Here, you are drooling over Hillary's feet like it will inspire her to notice you. Trust me, bro. Have some self-respect and try not to grovel at the feet of worthless neo shitlibs
Here, you are drooling over Hillary's feet like it will inspire her to notice you. Trust me, bro. Have some self-respect and try not to grovel at the feet of worthless neo shitlibs
April 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
These guys type like this and then shake and sweat when the waitress asks if they want dessert
Internet leftists think fighting fascism is abstaining from crucial votes to prevent a dictator and yelling in Hillary's replies about how she destroyed their fake revolution in 2016
April 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Internet leftists think fighting fascism is abstaining from crucial votes to prevent a dictator and yelling in Hillary's replies about how she destroyed their fake revolution in 2016
Born and raised in New Jersey, we talk for sport and not shutting the fuck up is a cultural virtue... Cory Booker is the truth
April 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Born and raised in New Jersey, we talk for sport and not shutting the fuck up is a cultural virtue... Cory Booker is the truth
What point does everyone wake up?
We are cooked
We are cooked
The Trump administration knowingly deported a Maryland father with legal protection from removal—sending him to El Salvador’s megaprison.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s situation is explained below.
Full Story: bit.ly/4iPqMHz
Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s situation is explained below.
Full Story: bit.ly/4iPqMHz
April 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
What point does everyone wake up?
We are cooked
We are cooked
Bro check into one
With the looming GOP threat to Medicaid funding, I headed to nursing homes and rehab centers this morning on Staten Island and Long Island to hear from their residents about their fears with these massive cuts.
Those are both in Republican-held House districts.
Those are both in Republican-held House districts.
April 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Bro check into one
Reposted by John Nathan
The worst people in the world are like "They must be getting paid to hate me" when in reality everyone is happy to hate them for free
March 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The worst people in the world are like "They must be getting paid to hate me" when in reality everyone is happy to hate them for free
Leftists when you ask them to simply help America reject fascism:
March 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Leftists when you ask them to simply help America reject fascism:
I seem to be a magnet for guys with restraining orders that read some theory
March 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I seem to be a magnet for guys with restraining orders that read some theory
So happy CATTURD and DC DRAINO have bold thoughts on France's judicial system...
So funny how they went from "America First" to "Bomb Yemen. Bomb Gaza. France's courts are wrong. Russia is good. Ukraine should surrender their resources. Let's invade Greenland and Panama. Canada should surrender their sovereignty to us"
March 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So happy CATTURD and DC DRAINO have bold thoughts on France's judicial system...
Trump, Putin and Netanyahu literally LOVE these guys. They are intelligent enough to know fascism sucks but they are the useful idiots for the right because they sit online, rage out, swear and insult Democrats and then functionally help Republicans win.
Abusive incels that read some theory
Abusive incels that read some theory
Leftist aren't natural Democratic voters you imbecile. Democrats are corporate capitalist assholes. If they want the left's vote they need to show something for it. Do not expect otherwise.
Also, get your racist ass out of here, bastard.
Also, get your racist ass out of here, bastard.
March 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Trump, Putin and Netanyahu literally LOVE these guys. They are intelligent enough to know fascism sucks but they are the useful idiots for the right because they sit online, rage out, swear and insult Democrats and then functionally help Republicans win.
Abusive incels that read some theory
Abusive incels that read some theory
Okay, entirely done on Twitter but I have nowhere to yell about the Yankees - is there any equivalent here?
March 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Okay, entirely done on Twitter but I have nowhere to yell about the Yankees - is there any equivalent here?
Reposted by John Nathan
They’ll never accept it, but everyone who cast a vote for Donald Trump did real, generations-long damage to the United States and the west in exchange for essentially nothing of value.
Carney: "The old relationship we had with the United States based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation is over."
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They’ll never accept it, but everyone who cast a vote for Donald Trump did real, generations-long damage to the United States and the west in exchange for essentially nothing of value.
It's adorable when they pretend they have power or the guts to reign in Dear Leader, lol...
GOP Rep. Bacon: "We made a mistake. We passed legislation that gave the president some temporary tariff authorities. I think we should look back and maybe restore the power back from Congress and take away the authorizations."
March 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's adorable when they pretend they have power or the guts to reign in Dear Leader, lol...
Personally, I would’ve named the group chat “Houthis and the Blowfish”
March 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Personally, I would’ve named the group chat “Houthis and the Blowfish”
No clue why anyone would risk a charge blowing up a Tesla.. if you just leave them alone they do that anyway
March 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No clue why anyone would risk a charge blowing up a Tesla.. if you just leave them alone they do that anyway
“Woke mind parasite” means empathy
March 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Woke mind parasite” means empathy