Nate Parker
@nateparker.bsky.social
Just a guy standing in front of a social media platform, asking it to not turn into a dumpster fire.
Also a writer for Pajiba. All photos are my own work.
Also a writer for Pajiba. All photos are my own work.
"When Human Meat Is Free, What Are Cows For?" by Jeffrey Dahmer
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"When Human Meat Is Free, What Are Cows For?" by Jeffrey Dahmer
Translation: the only people who should be hurt by political discourse are the LGBTQ community who are constantly harassed and attacked by people like Charlie Kirk, and the people persecuted by ICE. Those of us who debate such matters should be safe from the consequences of our speech.
September 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Translation: the only people who should be hurt by political discourse are the LGBTQ community who are constantly harassed and attacked by people like Charlie Kirk, and the people persecuted by ICE. Those of us who debate such matters should be safe from the consequences of our speech.
Sorry, gang. Farm subsidies = welfare = socialism. Grab hold of those bootstraps and start pulling.
September 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Sorry, gang. Farm subsidies = welfare = socialism. Grab hold of those bootstraps and start pulling.
If you’ve never started smoking 3 Boston Butt at midnight on July 3rd while drinking Jim Beam and watching classic Simpsons, have you ever truly lived?
(I have meat over charcoal as well as the gas grill, but I only have so much space for fire-producing tools)
(I have meat over charcoal as well as the gas grill, but I only have so much space for fire-producing tools)
July 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you’ve never started smoking 3 Boston Butt at midnight on July 3rd while drinking Jim Beam and watching classic Simpsons, have you ever truly lived?
(I have meat over charcoal as well as the gas grill, but I only have so much space for fire-producing tools)
(I have meat over charcoal as well as the gas grill, but I only have so much space for fire-producing tools)
It is 97 degrees outside and I have to fight this dog to get her to go back in the air-conditioned house. Goddamn lunatic.
June 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It is 97 degrees outside and I have to fight this dog to get her to go back in the air-conditioned house. Goddamn lunatic.
I spent yesterday smoking 2 racks of dry ribs so delicious you’d push your dad down the stairs to get them.
June 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I spent yesterday smoking 2 racks of dry ribs so delicious you’d push your dad down the stairs to get them.
1. Screw stroke-addled John Fetterman.
2. I don't know about you but if a masked thug tried to snatch my friend off the street *I'd* probably react violently too.
2. I don't know about you but if a masked thug tried to snatch my friend off the street *I'd* probably react violently too.
June 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
1. Screw stroke-addled John Fetterman.
2. I don't know about you but if a masked thug tried to snatch my friend off the street *I'd* probably react violently too.
2. I don't know about you but if a masked thug tried to snatch my friend off the street *I'd* probably react violently too.
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
May 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
I set up a wildlife camera to keep an eye on my hummingbird feeder, and it’s such a great time-sink.
May 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I set up a wildlife camera to keep an eye on my hummingbird feeder, and it’s such a great time-sink.
Do better, America. Surely we can get that number up to 500%
May 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Do better, America. Surely we can get that number up to 500%
I don’t know if black bear ASMR was a thing before, but it sure if now. Listening to my bruin visitor crunch peanuts one at a time like they’re potato chips is remarkably soothing.
April 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I don’t know if black bear ASMR was a thing before, but it sure if now. Listening to my bruin visitor crunch peanuts one at a time like they’re potato chips is remarkably soothing.
That red text is the only factual account of the group text story on the Fox News mobile page. Even that’s hidden under the video of Hegseth lying about it.
March 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
That red text is the only factual account of the group text story on the Fox News mobile page. Even that’s hidden under the video of Hegseth lying about it.
Maybe the problem is you think an average of nearly a quarter-million dollars is affordable but the rest of us don't.
March 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Maybe the problem is you think an average of nearly a quarter-million dollars is affordable but the rest of us don't.
True, but it's a statement straight from the mother, not the father.
March 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
True, but it's a statement straight from the mother, not the father.
I have, of course, named him Quoth.
March 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I have, of course, named him Quoth.
@hudsonkate.bsky.social I bought him presents.
March 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@hudsonkate.bsky.social I bought him presents.
The raven — or ravens, there’s a mated pair roosting in the back yard — have already come back a number of times today. This one gives you a good estimate of his size - “log” he’s standing on is about five inches high. Birds are so cool. 🪶
March 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The raven — or ravens, there’s a mated pair roosting in the back yard — have already come back a number of times today. This one gives you a good estimate of his size - “log” he’s standing on is about five inches high. Birds are so cool. 🪶
Got my first raven on the feeders today. He wasn’t the biggest I’ve seen around here, only cat-sized, but that’s still a big bird! 🪶
March 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Got my first raven on the feeders today. He wasn’t the biggest I’ve seen around here, only cat-sized, but that’s still a big bird! 🪶
NYT is like “Gee, why did you all think the economy was bad? Who told you that? We keep telling you it was going great!!”
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
NYT is like “Gee, why did you all think the economy was bad? Who told you that? We keep telling you it was going great!!”
Nah, man. Of course it's not. But at least they'll have made a statement to progressives and liberals that they won't sit and listen to lies. I mean... this isn't a protest. It's a silent auction.
March 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Nah, man. Of course it's not. But at least they'll have made a statement to progressives and liberals that they won't sit and listen to lies. I mean... this isn't a protest. It's a silent auction.
Did you still not read the jpg? The Democratic leadership specifically told members not to do that. Does that sound like leadership to you?
Al Green did great. Everyone who stayed home did great. Everyone who sat there without disrupting the stream of nonsense offered tacit acceptance.
Al Green did great. Everyone who stayed home did great. Everyone who sat there without disrupting the stream of nonsense offered tacit acceptance.
March 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Did you still not read the jpg? The Democratic leadership specifically told members not to do that. Does that sound like leadership to you?
Al Green did great. Everyone who stayed home did great. Everyone who sat there without disrupting the stream of nonsense offered tacit acceptance.
Al Green did great. Everyone who stayed home did great. Everyone who sat there without disrupting the stream of nonsense offered tacit acceptance.
Not gone. Held their own SOTU. Refused to let him speak. Called out every lie. These are the options I came up with in 7 seconds. Surely professional politicians could’ve come up with others if they tried. Doesn’t seem like most did.
March 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Not gone. Held their own SOTU. Refused to let him speak. Called out every lie. These are the options I came up with in 7 seconds. Surely professional politicians could’ve come up with others if they tried. Doesn’t seem like most did.
I’m not sure what else Hakeem Jeffries could do to show he’s not up to the moment. He’s nothing more than Nancy’s stuffed shirt.
March 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I’m not sure what else Hakeem Jeffries could do to show he’s not up to the moment. He’s nothing more than Nancy’s stuffed shirt.