I'm sorry but Heated Rivalry is the only thing my brain has the capacity for tonight.
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm sorry but Heated Rivalry is the only thing my brain has the capacity for tonight.
Every day my decision to NOT vote for John Fetterman in the Dem primary in 2022 looks smarter and smarter.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Every day my decision to NOT vote for John Fetterman in the Dem primary in 2022 looks smarter and smarter.
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It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
A 'feels like' temperature of 84 degrees at 12:13AM is some Florida-ass bullshit.
July 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A 'feels like' temperature of 84 degrees at 12:13AM is some Florida-ass bullshit.
My next-door neighbors, who barely set off any fireworks on the 4th, are currently setting off several? Happy National Daquiri Day everybody, apparently!
July 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My next-door neighbors, who barely set off any fireworks on the 4th, are currently setting off several? Happy National Daquiri Day everybody, apparently!
Received an email from the company I rent my salon suite from and the woman spelled my name wrong. There are misspellings I can understand: Nathalie/Natalee. Whatever, sure. But this woman went with "Natlie" and I want to fight her for it. You killed an entire syllable of my name??
May 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Received an email from the company I rent my salon suite from and the woman spelled my name wrong. There are misspellings I can understand: Nathalie/Natalee. Whatever, sure. But this woman went with "Natlie" and I want to fight her for it. You killed an entire syllable of my name??
Going out in the most Fleury way possible: putting up a sub-.800 sv%, choking away a 3-goal lead against one of the worst teams in the league, but still winning the game solely because the guys in front of him were talented enough to outscore his many weaknesses. His career in a nutshell.
April 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Going out in the most Fleury way possible: putting up a sub-.800 sv%, choking away a 3-goal lead against one of the worst teams in the league, but still winning the game solely because the guys in front of him were talented enough to outscore his many weaknesses. His career in a nutshell.
Things I wish I could say to clients on occasion: Nothing I do to your hair will make you like yourself. Girly, you need THERAPY, not highlights.
March 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Things I wish I could say to clients on occasion: Nothing I do to your hair will make you like yourself. Girly, you need THERAPY, not highlights.
"Why are they given this responsibility when they have no experience with it?!?" But it's just me trying to go to bed early the night before a 6am flight.
February 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"Why are they given this responsibility when they have no experience with it?!?" But it's just me trying to go to bed early the night before a 6am flight.
Canada remains unbeaten with Sidney Crosby as its captain, just as it should be.
February 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Canada remains unbeaten with Sidney Crosby as its captain, just as it should be.
It's really fun as a Penguins fan to watch this tournament and have everyone realize that oh, hey. Sidney Crosby is actually still the best.
February 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It's really fun as a Penguins fan to watch this tournament and have everyone realize that oh, hey. Sidney Crosby is actually still the best.
Nothing like needing to change an entire flight itinerary less than 24 hours before departure! (Successfully managed it, however.)
February 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Nothing like needing to change an entire flight itinerary less than 24 hours before departure! (Successfully managed it, however.)
HOW does the same neighbor's vehicle have their car alarm go off like 5 times a week???
January 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
HOW does the same neighbor's vehicle have their car alarm go off like 5 times a week???
As someone who genuinely doesn't give a fuck about football, I want to watch Hard Knocks solely because I enjoy Mike Tomlin doing his thing. (Also it's going to be a DELIGHT watching all these not-so-subtly-racist Yinzers freaking out when everyone watching raves about how great he is)
December 5, 2024 at 4:20 AM
As someone who genuinely doesn't give a fuck about football, I want to watch Hard Knocks solely because I enjoy Mike Tomlin doing his thing. (Also it's going to be a DELIGHT watching all these not-so-subtly-racist Yinzers freaking out when everyone watching raves about how great he is)
One of the best parts of my job is how sometimes around the holidays my clients will bring me freshly baked cookies.
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
One of the best parts of my job is how sometimes around the holidays my clients will bring me freshly baked cookies.
I don't think I've ever seen a clip that better encapsulates the issues Fleury's had his entire career. There's an easy, EASY save here. He goes for flashy instead. And welp.
I'm so glad to not watch him doing this to my team anymore.
I'm so glad to not watch him doing this to my team anymore.
Marc-Andre Fleury tries going yard and unfortunately goes down swinging on a Leon Draisaitl changeup 😳
#mnwild #letsgooilers
#mnwild #letsgooilers
November 22, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I don't think I've ever seen a clip that better encapsulates the issues Fleury's had his entire career. There's an easy, EASY save here. He goes for flashy instead. And welp.
I'm so glad to not watch him doing this to my team anymore.
I'm so glad to not watch him doing this to my team anymore.
Weren't Elon and Zuckerberg supposed to engage in like, hand-to-hand combat at some point? Can we bring that back? Just let the billionaires beat the shit out of each other, old school Celebrity Death Match style.
it's like high school but with an unlimited budget for recreational ambien/ketamine and the ever-present potential for mass death at significant scale
November 22, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Weren't Elon and Zuckerberg supposed to engage in like, hand-to-hand combat at some point? Can we bring that back? Just let the billionaires beat the shit out of each other, old school Celebrity Death Match style.
My favorite blend of Earl Grey is one that is only available to purchase on the full moon (Adagio's Bella Luna btw if you're looking for one) and yes I am mentioning it now because I absolutely did set a reminder on my phone for tonight so I didn't forget to buy some.
November 16, 2024 at 1:44 AM
My favorite blend of Earl Grey is one that is only available to purchase on the full moon (Adagio's Bella Luna btw if you're looking for one) and yes I am mentioning it now because I absolutely did set a reminder on my phone for tonight so I didn't forget to buy some.
It is November 11th WHY did I have to kill a mosquito in my house tonight???
November 12, 2024 at 5:13 AM
It is November 11th WHY did I have to kill a mosquito in my house tonight???
Guess I'm gonna try this over here now?
November 7, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Guess I'm gonna try this over here now?