Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews
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Canadian Budtender for 3+years, past reviews available on https://beacons.ai/natashasimms, art account @natashasimmsart.bsky.social
The Welldressed ketchup that is infused with 10 mg THC is a bit peculiar but not truly awful. I would say it is definitely very average and is outshone by most commercial ketchups. Tthe size is perfect for its serving, not too much and not too little.
August 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The Welldressed ketchup that is infused with 10 mg THC is a bit peculiar but not truly awful. I would say it is definitely very average and is outshone by most commercial ketchups. Tthe size is perfect for its serving, not too much and not too little.
I would like to see other takes on this as I have enjoyed others of their products and I wonder if simply this style of chip is not well suited to the infusion that is currently allowed.
August 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I would like to see other takes on this as I have enjoyed others of their products and I wonder if simply this style of chip is not well suited to the infusion that is currently allowed.
However, the oiliness of this product is quite unpleasant and even leaked out of the bag, showing it is degrading the mylar sealing.
August 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
However, the oiliness of this product is quite unpleasant and even leaked out of the bag, showing it is degrading the mylar sealing.
The Astronutz tokin’ BBQ krisps are a good idea that is poorly accomplished. The chips themselves are actually quite nice as is the seasoning. There are a good handful of them and it is a good balance in the barbecue seasoning albeit a bit spicy for my palate.
August 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The Astronutz tokin’ BBQ krisps are a good idea that is poorly accomplished. The chips themselves are actually quite nice as is the seasoning. There are a good handful of them and it is a good balance in the barbecue seasoning albeit a bit spicy for my palate.
This is actually my second time trying it and despite the difference in time between the two it very much still retained the good quality.
August 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This is actually my second time trying it and despite the difference in time between the two it very much still retained the good quality.
The Smoker Farms Master Kush Ultra honey oil vape feels like getting to smoke the flower with none of the flaws of smoking. I find it softens out the rough edges that you can sometimes get with a smoke as well as the intensity of the pepperiness for me.
August 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Smoker Farms Master Kush Ultra honey oil vape feels like getting to smoke the flower with none of the flaws of smoking. I find it softens out the rough edges that you can sometimes get with a smoke as well as the intensity of the pepperiness for me.
But in any case this was a very lovely offering from them even if I was not the person to appreciate it.
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
But in any case this was a very lovely offering from them even if I was not the person to appreciate it.
It was also a bit peculiar as it did not feel very dry on handling but smoked quite dry and hot. I felt I was going through it much faster and my partner did confirm as well that this went much faster than normal for similar quality levels.
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It was also a bit peculiar as it did not feel very dry on handling but smoked quite dry and hot. I felt I was going through it much faster and my partner did confirm as well that this went much faster than normal for similar quality levels.
I have extra pictures as well if anyone would be interested. However despite the truly lovely fruity aromas that were on opening the bag and the excellent grind, which did the kinetic sand texture, the menthol element was far too dominant for me in the smoke itself.
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I have extra pictures as well if anyone would be interested. However despite the truly lovely fruity aromas that were on opening the bag and the excellent grind, which did the kinetic sand texture, the menthol element was far too dominant for me in the smoke itself.
I'm not sure if it was just me but I did not really like the Island Genetics Kool Grapes. It was a little frustrating because I could see how high quality both the cure and the grow was from the excellent trichomes under the scope. They were really thick and very well developed.
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm not sure if it was just me but I did not really like the Island Genetics Kool Grapes. It was a little frustrating because I could see how high quality both the cure and the grow was from the excellent trichomes under the scope. They were really thick and very well developed.
I feel like the bag had a ton of great information, almost everything you would really want to know except maybe the lineage. Now I take enough CBD that I cannot speak to the effects here but it was very nice to vape.
July 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I feel like the bag had a ton of great information, almost everything you would really want to know except maybe the lineage. Now I take enough CBD that I cannot speak to the effects here but it was very nice to vape.
The Wildcard CBD Umpqua resin was surprisingly pleasant. It was fairly aromatic on opening out of the fridge and grew in intensity as it warmed up to room temperature.
July 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The Wildcard CBD Umpqua resin was surprisingly pleasant. It was fairly aromatic on opening out of the fridge and grew in intensity as it warmed up to room temperature.
The Good Buds gluerangutan live rosin disposable Vape was probably the best vape I have had in a long time. I really appreciate that this truly was a true to flower experience with amazing flavor and durability.
July 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Good Buds gluerangutan live rosin disposable Vape was probably the best vape I have had in a long time. I really appreciate that this truly was a true to flower experience with amazing flavor and durability.
The tube itself was kind of interesting as it had a little lifting device inside to lift up the pre-rolls for easier access. They were also quite resinous from the start with a very distinct resin ring throughout the smoke that was almost juicy but not dripping.
July 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The tube itself was kind of interesting as it had a little lifting device inside to lift up the pre-rolls for easier access. They were also quite resinous from the start with a very distinct resin ring throughout the smoke that was almost juicy but not dripping.
They were quite small and also were fairly heavy. The hash taste is quite prominent. This is actually a very nice thing because they are very sweet almost at the beginning with a very strong fruity flavor. The pepperiness did build up over time quite a bit for me but I am sensitive to caryophyllene.
July 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They were quite small and also were fairly heavy. The hash taste is quite prominent. This is actually a very nice thing because they are very sweet almost at the beginning with a very strong fruity flavor. The pepperiness did build up over time quite a bit for me but I am sensitive to caryophyllene.
The Rosebud BC garlic papaya live hash pre-rolls were fantastic. On opening the tube there's a very soft herbal aroma which is almost deceptive given how flavorful the smoke was. The smoke itself was exceptionally smooth.
July 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Rosebud BC garlic papaya live hash pre-rolls were fantastic. On opening the tube there's a very soft herbal aroma which is almost deceptive given how flavorful the smoke was. The smoke itself was exceptionally smooth.
It ended quite bitter and burnt so sadly not very good there. It would be amazing I think in a dry herb vaporizer. The high was worth the try as well, feeling very heavy in both mind and body for me despite the lower percentage of 20%.
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It ended quite bitter and burnt so sadly not very good there. It would be amazing I think in a dry herb vaporizer. The high was worth the try as well, feeling very heavy in both mind and body for me despite the lower percentage of 20%.
The beginning of the smoke was very good with a strong wine grape flavor. I was very impressed with the complexity as well as it mixed with herbal and funky notes. Sadly I knew it wouldn't end well right away as it was burning hot and dry, moving very fast through.
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The beginning of the smoke was very good with a strong wine grape flavor. I was very impressed with the complexity as well as it mixed with herbal and funky notes. Sadly I knew it wouldn't end well right away as it was burning hot and dry, moving very fast through.
I did have to pick through a few bags to find a nice large bud. It is only a 3.5g so most were on the smaller side. It had a soft aroma on opening the bag but really opened up to a strong herbal on grinding. It sadly was very dry both in grinding and smoking.
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I did have to pick through a few bags to find a nice large bud. It is only a 3.5g so most were on the smaller side. It had a soft aroma on opening the bag but really opened up to a strong herbal on grinding. It sadly was very dry both in grinding and smoking.
I was rather pleasantly surprised by Bullrider's Afghani Bullrider. Despite arriving old, and picking it up a few months later from that, it was surprisingly smokable. It looked very well cured, with a nice trichome appearance under the scope.
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I was rather pleasantly surprised by Bullrider's Afghani Bullrider. Despite arriving old, and picking it up a few months later from that, it was surprisingly smokable. It looked very well cured, with a nice trichome appearance under the scope.
Smyle dropped a new Sweet Tooth beverage for the summer, Grape Ginger Ale. It's a limited run so I did move up my review in case it goes fast. Frankly this is fabulous and has set my personal bar for infused grape soda higher for the time being.
July 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Smyle dropped a new Sweet Tooth beverage for the summer, Grape Ginger Ale. It's a limited run so I did move up my review in case it goes fast. Frankly this is fabulous and has set my personal bar for infused grape soda higher for the time being.
On smoking a lot of that still came through, it did pick up a pepperiness as well. It was a really smooth smoke that burned quite well, though not really resinous. I think it did get a bit hot and dry right at the very end which enhanced the pepper for me.
July 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
On smoking a lot of that still came through, it did pick up a pepperiness as well. It was a really smooth smoke that burned quite well, though not really resinous. I think it did get a bit hot and dry right at the very end which enhanced the pepper for me.
Paradise Valley dropped a preroll of Falcon 9. I really wanted to try it since I'd not had anything from this LP before or even heard of this cultivar. It had a great aroma right from the tube. It had a strong funk and earth notes.
July 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Paradise Valley dropped a preroll of Falcon 9. I really wanted to try it since I'd not had anything from this LP before or even heard of this cultivar. It had a great aroma right from the tube. It had a strong funk and earth notes.
It was somewhat sweet at the beginning. The effects were pretty mild as well, just mostly a light head and body for me. My partner also got similarly light effects so I am less certain of this being a strain specific reaction.
July 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It was somewhat sweet at the beginning. The effects were pretty mild as well, just mostly a light head and body for me. My partner also got similarly light effects so I am less certain of this being a strain specific reaction.
It did grind to the kinetic sand texture but got less aromatic during grinding. The trichomes looked fairly weak under the scope so I did not have high hopes. It did had a smooth smoke, very easy going. It just was not a flavorful smoke and did get very dirt like at the end.
July 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It did grind to the kinetic sand texture but got less aromatic during grinding. The trichomes looked fairly weak under the scope so I did not have high hopes. It did had a smooth smoke, very easy going. It just was not a flavorful smoke and did get very dirt like at the end.