Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews
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Canadian Budtender for 3+years, past reviews available on https://beacons.ai/natashasimms, art account @natashasimmsart.bsky.social
The Welldressed ketchup that is infused with 10 mg THC is a bit peculiar but not truly awful. I would say it is definitely very average and is outshone by most commercial ketchups. Tthe size is perfect for its serving, not too much and not too little.
August 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The Welldressed ketchup that is infused with 10 mg THC is a bit peculiar but not truly awful. I would say it is definitely very average and is outshone by most commercial ketchups. Tthe size is perfect for its serving, not too much and not too little.
The Astronutz tokin’ BBQ krisps are a good idea that is poorly accomplished. The chips themselves are actually quite nice as is the seasoning. There are a good handful of them and it is a good balance in the barbecue seasoning albeit a bit spicy for my palate.
August 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The Astronutz tokin’ BBQ krisps are a good idea that is poorly accomplished. The chips themselves are actually quite nice as is the seasoning. There are a good handful of them and it is a good balance in the barbecue seasoning albeit a bit spicy for my palate.
The Smoker Farms Master Kush Ultra honey oil vape feels like getting to smoke the flower with none of the flaws of smoking. I find it softens out the rough edges that you can sometimes get with a smoke as well as the intensity of the pepperiness for me.
August 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Smoker Farms Master Kush Ultra honey oil vape feels like getting to smoke the flower with none of the flaws of smoking. I find it softens out the rough edges that you can sometimes get with a smoke as well as the intensity of the pepperiness for me.
I'm not sure if it was just me but I did not really like the Island Genetics Kool Grapes. It was a little frustrating because I could see how high quality both the cure and the grow was from the excellent trichomes under the scope. They were really thick and very well developed.
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm not sure if it was just me but I did not really like the Island Genetics Kool Grapes. It was a little frustrating because I could see how high quality both the cure and the grow was from the excellent trichomes under the scope. They were really thick and very well developed.
The Wildcard CBD Umpqua resin was surprisingly pleasant. It was fairly aromatic on opening out of the fridge and grew in intensity as it warmed up to room temperature.
July 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The Wildcard CBD Umpqua resin was surprisingly pleasant. It was fairly aromatic on opening out of the fridge and grew in intensity as it warmed up to room temperature.
The Good Buds gluerangutan live rosin disposable Vape was probably the best vape I have had in a long time. I really appreciate that this truly was a true to flower experience with amazing flavor and durability.
July 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Good Buds gluerangutan live rosin disposable Vape was probably the best vape I have had in a long time. I really appreciate that this truly was a true to flower experience with amazing flavor and durability.
The Rosebud BC garlic papaya live hash pre-rolls were fantastic. On opening the tube there's a very soft herbal aroma which is almost deceptive given how flavorful the smoke was. The smoke itself was exceptionally smooth.
July 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Rosebud BC garlic papaya live hash pre-rolls were fantastic. On opening the tube there's a very soft herbal aroma which is almost deceptive given how flavorful the smoke was. The smoke itself was exceptionally smooth.
I was rather pleasantly surprised by Bullrider's Afghani Bullrider. Despite arriving old, and picking it up a few months later from that, it was surprisingly smokable. It looked very well cured, with a nice trichome appearance under the scope.
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I was rather pleasantly surprised by Bullrider's Afghani Bullrider. Despite arriving old, and picking it up a few months later from that, it was surprisingly smokable. It looked very well cured, with a nice trichome appearance under the scope.
Smyle dropped a new Sweet Tooth beverage for the summer, Grape Ginger Ale. It's a limited run so I did move up my review in case it goes fast. Frankly this is fabulous and has set my personal bar for infused grape soda higher for the time being.
July 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Smyle dropped a new Sweet Tooth beverage for the summer, Grape Ginger Ale. It's a limited run so I did move up my review in case it goes fast. Frankly this is fabulous and has set my personal bar for infused grape soda higher for the time being.
Paradise Valley dropped a preroll of Falcon 9. I really wanted to try it since I'd not had anything from this LP before or even heard of this cultivar. It had a great aroma right from the tube. It had a strong funk and earth notes.
July 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Paradise Valley dropped a preroll of Falcon 9. I really wanted to try it since I'd not had anything from this LP before or even heard of this cultivar. It had a great aroma right from the tube. It had a strong funk and earth notes.
BC Weed Co's Strawberry Sugar from Capital City Cannabis was fairly disappointing. Starting from the can, it's both easier and harder to open than some cans. I really don't like the press two opposite tabs to open and it actually got harder to take off once the can was opened completely.
July 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
BC Weed Co's Strawberry Sugar from Capital City Cannabis was fairly disappointing. Starting from the can, it's both easier and harder to open than some cans. I really don't like the press two opposite tabs to open and it actually got harder to take off once the can was opened completely.
So the Endgame Astro Pink Diamonds are the first diamond I've tried where they flavor was better on high than low. I got a sample a fair time ago and have finally gotten to it in line. It did pretty well in my Yocan Orbit despite not quite being hot enough even on high.
June 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So the Endgame Astro Pink Diamonds are the first diamond I've tried where they flavor was better on high than low. I got a sample a fair time ago and have finally gotten to it in line. It did pretty well in my Yocan Orbit despite not quite being hot enough even on high.
So it was fully my fault for delaying actually smoking the All Nations Rockstar prerolls. I did get it about a month ago but it's been a bit of a time which is also why my reviews have been sparse lately.
June 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So it was fully my fault for delaying actually smoking the All Nations Rockstar prerolls. I did get it about a month ago but it's been a bit of a time which is also why my reviews have been sparse lately.
The Bong Guru Rockstar from Rogworld is quite nice. I think my only complaint is that it could have been a little less dry and a hair more flavorful for how fresh it was, only a month in the tube.
June 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Bong Guru Rockstar from Rogworld is quite nice. I think my only complaint is that it could have been a little less dry and a hair more flavorful for how fresh it was, only a month in the tube.
I'm definitely having a better time with SaltSpring Magic this year than last year. The cure was much better since there was a ton of life still in their Cola Float despite being packaged in about 3 months ago.
June 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm definitely having a better time with SaltSpring Magic this year than last year. The cure was much better since there was a ton of life still in their Cola Float despite being packaged in about 3 months ago.
Greenade is an offshoot of Sitka and both brands still are struggling to find consistency. I've gotten a chance to try it fresher for a change and can once again see something went wrong during the process. Their 14g Fight Club was all over the place.
June 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Greenade is an offshoot of Sitka and both brands still are struggling to find consistency. I've gotten a chance to try it fresher for a change and can once again see something went wrong during the process. Their 14g Fight Club was all over the place.
So while I still do like Royal Harvest's Frosted Fruit Cake, the Red Velvet R has disappointed me twice now. I got it once over the winter for my partner and recently as a preroll as well. For what I am paying for two 1gs, I did expect a bit better.
June 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So while I still do like Royal Harvest's Frosted Fruit Cake, the Red Velvet R has disappointed me twice now. I got it once over the winter for my partner and recently as a preroll as well. For what I am paying for two 1gs, I did expect a bit better.
So getting the only part that is redundant out of the way. The chocolate is fine and works fine as a distillate edible. What Indiva has done through their brand Bhang is terrible and hopefully this spreads so they never do it again.
June 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
So getting the only part that is redundant out of the way. The chocolate is fine and works fine as a distillate edible. What Indiva has done through their brand Bhang is terrible and hopefully this spreads so they never do it again.
The Trippy Sips Kool Cherry diamond cart is solid for folks looking for lighter flavoring in their vapes. The aroma is pretty low profile as well so no worries of folks noticing your use.
June 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Trippy Sips Kool Cherry diamond cart is solid for folks looking for lighter flavoring in their vapes. The aroma is pretty low profile as well so no worries of folks noticing your use.
So having tried a few of the Endgame shatter now, I've started to notice they have almost a signature flavor. This is true for the Platinum Jelly shatter as well. So starting off the packaging is fine, though their folded paper could be a bit better.
May 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So having tried a few of the Endgame shatter now, I've started to notice they have almost a signature flavor. This is true for the Platinum Jelly shatter as well. So starting off the packaging is fine, though their folded paper could be a bit better.
Weeds gave me a really lovely sample of their Pineapple Sour at Moodfest this year and I promptly lost it for a month which is why I'm reviewing it now. I was very pleasantly surprised though by how well it held up to my mistreatment.
May 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Weeds gave me a really lovely sample of their Pineapple Sour at Moodfest this year and I promptly lost it for a month which is why I'm reviewing it now. I was very pleasantly surprised though by how well it held up to my mistreatment.
I got a batch of older, from January, of Fantasy Island from Rocky Mountain Cannabis. This batch was really hot and cold in every element. Examining it, grinding and smoking felt like living through the Simpsons cursed meme. Starting from the bag, I actually really like it.
May 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I got a batch of older, from January, of Fantasy Island from Rocky Mountain Cannabis. This batch was really hot and cold in every element. Examining it, grinding and smoking felt like living through the Simpsons cursed meme. Starting from the bag, I actually really like it.
I got as a sample one of the RAD Fruity Gobbstomper vape carts last year. It did get renamed recently to Fruity Jaw-Dropper likely for being too close to the candy of the similar name. It's also had a few minor changes in packaging and an increase in THC.
May 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I got as a sample one of the RAD Fruity Gobbstomper vape carts last year. It did get renamed recently to Fruity Jaw-Dropper likely for being too close to the candy of the similar name. It's also had a few minor changes in packaging and an increase in THC.
So I finally got around to trying the Dymond shatter tasting pack that came out in BC. Starting off, it's packaged well. The two folded paper envelopes were marked with color coded stickers so it was easy to tell one from the other.
May 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
So I finally got around to trying the Dymond shatter tasting pack that came out in BC. Starting off, it's packaged well. The two folded paper envelopes were marked with color coded stickers so it was easy to tell one from the other.
I feel like Amani Craft got it almost nearly right with the recent drop of Dante's Inferno flower. While it was very aromatic on opening the bag, the dryness of the buds was quite disappointing. The notes on opening were very lovely, a complex mix of funky, sweet citrus and a hint of fruit.
May 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I feel like Amani Craft got it almost nearly right with the recent drop of Dante's Inferno flower. While it was very aromatic on opening the bag, the dryness of the buds was quite disappointing. The notes on opening were very lovely, a complex mix of funky, sweet citrus and a hint of fruit.