Every single time i have to use zoom, I have to update the software and am late to the meeting. Obviously, I immediately forget this is a thing until 3 seconds before my next zoom meeting, making me late. Again.

surely Outback Naurrrr

That headline is an assault on decency, how dare they

It's funny when muscle memory takes over mid-word. A friend of mine was messaging me about whether she should 'ring the policy' upon hearing a noise in her street. Then later she said she saw the 'policy car' go down the street.

Here’s George on his obsession.

Anyone asking me about a book I’m reading: is that a good book?
Me: yes, I’m loving it! 🥰
Them: what’s it about?
Me: I don’t know! 😃
Them: Who’s it by?
Me: I don’t know! 😃
Them: …
Me: ….

I loved the performance, like all their others I’ve seen.

I had the same thought 😂

Obviously I am also young and hip and it was the *other fans* who raised the average age.

This really wasn’t on my bingo card!

What’s your secret?? 😅

My clean clothes laundry basket has overflowed to a very humiliating level, and won’t fit under my bed anymore.

I may even have to consider…folding items…