Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Wouldn’t it be funny if the US manages to steamroll through a Greenland sale only to be gazumped by Canada?

It’s sweet that MyFitnessPal never gave up on me. All the other apps take the hint that they were just a fad and stop sending prompts, but every single day MFP still encourages me to log meals even though I haven’t logged on in over a year 🥺

Remember when Musk was toying with the idea of ending world hunger, something likely within his power to do? But instead decides to do whatever the fuck THIS is *gestures wildly at everything*. He’s a monster, but at least everyone knows now I guess?

I once took a photo of 1980s Marianne Faithfull to the hairdresser to try to get the look. It was the worst haircut I’ve ever had in a lifetime of exclusively bad haircuts. RIP Marianne Faithfull

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

So Luigi Mangione’s fingerprints were found on the bottle and wrapper he dropped. I never thought the murdering part I would get, but the LITTERING? HOW COULD HE??!