😂 so true...

and yet....this headline??? why?? lololol

you: "It's been called that before. But not by you."

"Let the record reflect that the plaintiff did gnaw the apology chew. Recommendation for the defendant to be jailed for only 500 years instead of the initial recommendation of 1000 years for the grievous offense of bathing and blow dry."

she is super long though. she is a mutt so who knows what kind of breeds are her ancestry but someone gave her a long body and short legs a la dachshund

thank you ❤️

thank you!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

they're stealing things that have never been stolen before

Pooh is ostensibly his title and honorific, so I assume his friends are respectful to him in this sense with always calling him "Pooh" and "Pooh bear"

Also, I came to Lumiose City on vacation!! To eat pastries, take in the art, admire the architecture. Which, to be fair, I have been doing, but I am also roped into some Pokémon battling scheme whose purpose and origin I don't understand, and I have like eight side jobs I don't know how I got.

that makes a lot of sense: not just the lack of consent, but the total impossibility of consent