Natan
@natanswiseideas.bsky.social
Director of Tricks and Schemes @Google
I feel so embarrassed for old dogs who get introduced to a puppy and suddenly act all young and energetic. Act your age
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I feel so embarrassed for old dogs who get introduced to a puppy and suddenly act all young and energetic. Act your age
apparently there's not much evidence to back up those stories of U.S. soldiers returning from foreign wars and getting spat on, but it's not too late to start
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
apparently there's not much evidence to back up those stories of U.S. soldiers returning from foreign wars and getting spat on, but it's not too late to start
All members of congress not currently disrupting meetings until they're hauled away are complicit, this goes for me too but especially them
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
All members of congress not currently disrupting meetings until they're hauled away are complicit, this goes for me too but especially them
Say, there goes that Gon Freecs boy. I think I'll challenge his resolve
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Say, there goes that Gon Freecs boy. I think I'll challenge his resolve
Leaning toward my liege's ear at the war council and whispering "I'm bored"
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Leaning toward my liege's ear at the war council and whispering "I'm bored"
People like to say Wednesday is the biggest fucker day of the work week, but that's not true. Wednesday is almost Thursday, which is almost Friday. The real fucker day is Tuesday
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People like to say Wednesday is the biggest fucker day of the work week, but that's not true. Wednesday is almost Thursday, which is almost Friday. The real fucker day is Tuesday
Not gonna say this again: "Baseball" is the name of the sport. If you're talking about the ball, that's the Baseball ball.
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not gonna say this again: "Baseball" is the name of the sport. If you're talking about the ball, that's the Baseball ball.
Some prefer giving to receiving, but not me. When you receive something, you get to have it
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Some prefer giving to receiving, but not me. When you receive something, you get to have it
Silent Hill f gets my "Alien: Isolation Award for Game That's Really Good but Drags in the Back Half"
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Silent Hill f gets my "Alien: Isolation Award for Game That's Really Good but Drags in the Back Half"
The winner of the dog show gets released back into the wild
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The winner of the dog show gets released back into the wild
Happy birthday MST3K, you taught me there are 500 Italian movies where Hercules outwits an evil woman
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Happy birthday MST3K, you taught me there are 500 Italian movies where Hercules outwits an evil woman
Treasure Island is starting to garner major hype among bookheads, so it's time to give my honest review. Does it deserve your hard-earned "Pieces of Eight?" Or will I have to give it "The Black Spot?"
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Treasure Island is starting to garner major hype among bookheads, so it's time to give my honest review. Does it deserve your hard-earned "Pieces of Eight?" Or will I have to give it "The Black Spot?"
It's bullshit that I'm imprisoned in the dungeon just because I was storing my poison in the king's goblet and the king drank it. I was keeping my poison there for later. I can't control what the king drinks
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's bullshit that I'm imprisoned in the dungeon just because I was storing my poison in the king's goblet and the king drank it. I was keeping my poison there for later. I can't control what the king drinks
Mr. Cuomo please demand a recount and lose the same race 3 times
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Mr. Cuomo please demand a recount and lose the same race 3 times
NEW YORK! Don't forget to GO OUT TODAY and grab a FAMOUS NEW YORK SLICE
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
NEW YORK! Don't forget to GO OUT TODAY and grab a FAMOUS NEW YORK SLICE
My insider knowledge says cryptocurrency is done for (my local convenience store used to have a bitcoin kiosk but it's gone now)
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My insider knowledge says cryptocurrency is done for (my local convenience store used to have a bitcoin kiosk but it's gone now)
That's not what I heard
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
That's not what I heard
Wish you were more afraid on Halloween? For $20, I will come and harm you
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wish you were more afraid on Halloween? For $20, I will come and harm you
Thin ball, flutters in wind
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Thin ball, flutters in wind
Nominees are always so embattled. Who keeps embattling our nominees
EXCLUSIVE: Embattled Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia told Republicans that the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday should be “tossed into the seventh circle of hell” and that he has “a Nazi streak,” according to a group chat viewed by POLITICO.
Trump nominee says he has a ‘Nazi streak,’ bashes MLK Jr. Day, according to texts
Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.
www.politico.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Nominees are always so embattled. Who keeps embattling our nominees
Attended a friend's wedding tonight, and none of the speeches talked about me... Guess it's true what they say... Fake friends make faker weddings...
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Attended a friend's wedding tonight, and none of the speeches talked about me... Guess it's true what they say... Fake friends make faker weddings...
Come hang out with cops while enjoying a big cup of the drink that makes your movements sudden
October 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Come hang out with cops while enjoying a big cup of the drink that makes your movements sudden