Natan
@natanswiseideas.bsky.social
Director of Tricks and Schemes @Google
I feel so embarrassed for old dogs who get introduced to a puppy and suddenly act all young and energetic. Act your age
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I feel so embarrassed for old dogs who get introduced to a puppy and suddenly act all young and energetic. Act your age
I have under 20 followers so no one can take offense at anything I say. That would be like taking offense at a falling leaf
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I have under 20 followers so no one can take offense at anything I say. That would be like taking offense at a falling leaf
apparently there's not much evidence to back up those stories of U.S. soldiers returning from foreign wars and getting spat on, but it's not too late to start
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
apparently there's not much evidence to back up those stories of U.S. soldiers returning from foreign wars and getting spat on, but it's not too late to start
It's not like I have power or money but each day I get up and go to work like normal drags me closer to hell
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It's not like I have power or money but each day I get up and go to work like normal drags me closer to hell
All members of congress not currently disrupting meetings until they're hauled away are complicit, this goes for me too but especially them
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
All members of congress not currently disrupting meetings until they're hauled away are complicit, this goes for me too but especially them
Say, there goes that Gon Freecs boy. I think I'll challenge his resolve
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Say, there goes that Gon Freecs boy. I think I'll challenge his resolve
Don't know why I'm not cited here. It's my rhyme
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Don't know why I'm not cited here. It's my rhyme
White Wine... is Quite Fine :)
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
White Wine... is Quite Fine :)
Sire... would it not be wise to wrap it up
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sire... would it not be wise to wrap it up
Leaning toward my liege's ear at the war council and whispering "I'm bored"
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Leaning toward my liege's ear at the war council and whispering "I'm bored"
Now that I think about it, fuck days
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Now that I think about it, fuck days
I'm no Monday fan but I think Tuesday is worse because of the "how is it only Tuesday" feeling
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm no Monday fan but I think Tuesday is worse because of the "how is it only Tuesday" feeling
People like to say Wednesday is the biggest fucker day of the work week, but that's not true. Wednesday is almost Thursday, which is almost Friday. The real fucker day is Tuesday
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People like to say Wednesday is the biggest fucker day of the work week, but that's not true. Wednesday is almost Thursday, which is almost Friday. The real fucker day is Tuesday
Not gonna say this again: "Baseball" is the name of the sport. If you're talking about the ball, that's the Baseball ball.
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not gonna say this again: "Baseball" is the name of the sport. If you're talking about the ball, that's the Baseball ball.
Some prefer giving to receiving, but not me. When you receive something, you get to have it
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Some prefer giving to receiving, but not me. When you receive something, you get to have it
but damn is it a good horror story. When I was playing it I was like Colonel Sanders but instead of chicken ideas my head said "themes"
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
but damn is it a good horror story. When I was playing it I was like Colonel Sanders but instead of chicken ideas my head said "themes"
oh that's good to hear
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
oh that's good to hear
I think 3 for the main true ending. But I enjoyed the story so much that I'm gonna at least try to get a 2nd ending, even though part of me doesn't feel like it
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I think 3 for the main true ending. But I enjoyed the story so much that I'm gonna at least try to get a 2nd ending, even though part of me doesn't feel like it
Silent Hill f gets my "Alien: Isolation Award for Game That's Really Good but Drags in the Back Half"
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Silent Hill f gets my "Alien: Isolation Award for Game That's Really Good but Drags in the Back Half"
The winner of the dog show gets released back into the wild
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The winner of the dog show gets released back into the wild
Happy birthday MST3K, you taught me there are 500 Italian movies where Hercules outwits an evil woman
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Happy birthday MST3K, you taught me there are 500 Italian movies where Hercules outwits an evil woman
Treasure Island is starting to garner major hype among bookheads, so it's time to give my honest review. Does it deserve your hard-earned "Pieces of Eight?" Or will I have to give it "The Black Spot?"
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Treasure Island is starting to garner major hype among bookheads, so it's time to give my honest review. Does it deserve your hard-earned "Pieces of Eight?" Or will I have to give it "The Black Spot?"
It's bullshit that I'm imprisoned in the dungeon just because I was storing my poison in the king's goblet and the king drank it. I was keeping my poison there for later. I can't control what the king drinks
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's bullshit that I'm imprisoned in the dungeon just because I was storing my poison in the king's goblet and the king drank it. I was keeping my poison there for later. I can't control what the king drinks