Company keynotes should require the salary of the person speaking displayed behind them while they're on stage.
December 16, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Company keynotes should require the salary of the person speaking displayed behind them while they're on stage.
Every so often I remember HQ Trivia. What a time.
November 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Every so often I remember HQ Trivia. What a time.
The only Deux Moi updates I want today are shul sightings.
September 25, 2023 at 4:44 PM
The only Deux Moi updates I want today are shul sightings.
Chuck Schumer doing an aliyah at Yom Kip services and our Rabbi’s blessing over him is like “stop fucking everything up” it’s just so perfect
September 25, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Chuck Schumer doing an aliyah at Yom Kip services and our Rabbi’s blessing over him is like “stop fucking everything up” it’s just so perfect
Watching new season of love is blind and lol they put “windows” in the bunkers.. ends up looking even more like a set than before. Oof.
September 23, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Watching new season of love is blind and lol they put “windows” in the bunkers.. ends up looking even more like a set than before. Oof.
Regularly reminded how terrifying private school teen boys are
September 13, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Regularly reminded how terrifying private school teen boys are
*didn’t* volunteer to be a class parent.. my therapist will be so proud.
September 11, 2023 at 4:27 PM
*didn’t* volunteer to be a class parent.. my therapist will be so proud.
turn that shit around on them
September 11, 2023 at 1:17 PM
turn that shit around on them
My biggest parenting win so far is feigning complete ignorance about the Star Wars universe so I can defer to my husband for any and all questions about it. Pure genius on my end.
August 31, 2023 at 12:39 PM
My biggest parenting win so far is feigning complete ignorance about the Star Wars universe so I can defer to my husband for any and all questions about it. Pure genius on my end.
Celebrity surrogate tell-all when?
June 28, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Celebrity surrogate tell-all when?
cant wait for airbnb hosts to have to sell their apts in my neighborhood so maybe we can afford to buy where we live
June 28, 2023 at 2:26 PM
cant wait for airbnb hosts to have to sell their apts in my neighborhood so maybe we can afford to buy where we live
Imagine you time travel back to y2k and tell them in 2023 people suck smoke out of usb drives
May 28, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Imagine you time travel back to y2k and tell them in 2023 people suck smoke out of usb drives
Pure joy is introducing people to the Texan concept of the Homecoming Mum and watching their faces as they look at example photos
May 24, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Pure joy is introducing people to the Texan concept of the Homecoming Mum and watching their faces as they look at example photos
Pretty amazing that the term “window shopping” has traversed into the digital realm and means the exact same thing
May 22, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Pretty amazing that the term “window shopping” has traversed into the digital realm and means the exact same thing
A person charging down 6th ave yelling “I WILL HURT Y’ALLS… FEELINGS”
May 19, 2023 at 6:16 PM
A person charging down 6th ave yelling “I WILL HURT Y’ALLS… FEELINGS”
I just got a push alert that Adams condemned (today) Harry & Meghan being chased by paparazzi (yesterday). It took him *9 days* to condemn Jordan Neely's murder. The rage I feel about this man being in power
May 17, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I just got a push alert that Adams condemned (today) Harry & Meghan being chased by paparazzi (yesterday). It took him *9 days* to condemn Jordan Neely's murder. The rage I feel about this man being in power
That succession ep was both triggering and really fucking depressing
May 15, 2023 at 2:13 AM
That succession ep was both triggering and really fucking depressing
Honestly at this point, if a clothing brand has an ecomm site and doesn’t include different body sizes wearing what they’re selling, it’s not worth my money to see how it’ll fit (and having to return it when it’s bad)
May 14, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Honestly at this point, if a clothing brand has an ecomm site and doesn’t include different body sizes wearing what they’re selling, it’s not worth my money to see how it’ll fit (and having to return it when it’s bad)
At what point will it be Bad to have a pretend Aussie accent bc until then I will say “arrr naurrrr” at any opportunity
May 13, 2023 at 10:24 PM
At what point will it be Bad to have a pretend Aussie accent bc until then I will say “arrr naurrrr” at any opportunity
I have friends pumped for the TSwift tour and other friends pumped for the Beyoncé tour and I don’t think any of those friends overlap which feels… strange
May 13, 2023 at 1:37 AM
I have friends pumped for the TSwift tour and other friends pumped for the Beyoncé tour and I don’t think any of those friends overlap which feels… strange
Spring in nyc >>>>>>
May 13, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Spring in nyc >>>>>>
Wish I could work outside with my giant screen and Wacom tablet.
May 11, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Wish I could work outside with my giant screen and Wacom tablet.
Opened this app before the hell site this morning and it feels gooooood
April 28, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Opened this app before the hell site this morning and it feels gooooood
Reposted by Natalie
very funny how this is exactly the same thing as mastodon but people are willing to use it because you don't have to read from the book of the dead to make an account
April 28, 2023 at 3:49 AM
very funny how this is exactly the same thing as mastodon but people are willing to use it because you don't have to read from the book of the dead to make an account