Natalia Witczyk
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Natalia Witczyk
@nataliavv.bsky.social
SEO by day, meme lover by night. Blueskying from China.
We should coin the term JavaSplaining 😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Sitting on a train home now, 20h later than the original plan, batteries fully charged.
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Was gifted a dinner voucher.

Used the gym twice, last night and this morning.

Had an amazing breakfast. For lunch, had the restaurant warm up leftover food I packed away yesterday at lunch.

Convinced the reception to prolong my late checkout to 4:30PM, so I can work the whole day.

WINNING
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I am SO gutted to miss it! Sounds like the best event and the lineup is 🔥🔥🔥
September 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sorry to hear, the missing bits are the devil. Hope you can sort it soon! x
September 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This one always cracks me up as a supposed health claim.

9 out of 10 times it's simply full of gluten or fortified with gluten for the extra protein source - as were the instant oats my mom once told me when I told her I want to eat more protein.
September 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Natalia Witczyk
You wrote a great piece, quoted some great minds in the SEO industry and then slapped GEO on it and ruined everything 🤡

dejan.ai/blog/journal...
Journalism Is Dead. Say Hello to Gournalism.
John Botman For nearly two centuries, journalism operated under the assumption that truth mattered, stories should be original, and humans should write things for other humans to read. Quaint, right? ...
dejan.ai
August 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I say works / worked, as it worked pretty well until very recently, until we somehow decided that the big tech can just escape any established order altogether.
July 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I totally agree!

Also, I absolutely hate that the word censorship is being thrown around today, which is such a low level populist claim... while the press law has been around for 200 years and it works(ed).

It's hard to imagine what's going to become of this world in the next 5, 10, 15 years.
July 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I truly believe in voting beyond just elections:
Voting with money, clicks, tools you use, attention you spare. Leaving Twitter for good gives me peace and feels like the ultimate vote.

Hope this method helps someone do the same!

#Twitter (did hashtags catch up on here yet?:)
July 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now I believe I've found a solution to delete it for good, without risking that anyone takes over.

I deactivated the account again but this time I set a calendar reminder for 30 days out.

Today, I registered a new, blank account using my old handle. 0 profile info, 0 followers, 0 tweets.
July 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Se acaba de enterar lo que debe a hacienda cotizando cómo autónomo 😂
June 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I am gonna go with Satisfyer and it's simply a Digital PR stunt?
June 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
My pleasure! I saw your post about someone stepping down and thought it's about time I contribute on a regular basis.
June 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I can feel that pain. But also, it might end up being quite a great day for me, as I'm finally able to pay back for many favours, coffees and such he got for me so far :) so looks like it will be a good day after all!
May 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Well, no phone means no payment. All his integrations including WeChat Pay are there. That's ok, I say, I will get his lunch today!

No phone means no streaming during lunch. He always watches something while eating, mostly other people eating and streaming it (even when we eat together).
May 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM