N@ Valpey
@natalatte.bsky.social
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N@ Valpey
@natalatte.bsky.social
· Feb 10
there should be a ribbon for survivors of cat scratch fever
attempting to format a Japanese address into our Christmas card order...
they might get it by next Christmas
they might get it by next Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
attempting to format a Japanese address into our Christmas card order...
they might get it by next Christmas
they might get it by next Christmas
I guarantee that if I were to spill all the family drama from my husband's side, I'd have an award winning podcast and enough money to buy my therapist a mansion
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I guarantee that if I were to spill all the family drama from my husband's side, I'd have an award winning podcast and enough money to buy my therapist a mansion
how come we couldn't get these mfs to mask up during the height of covid
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
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December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
how come we couldn't get these mfs to mask up during the height of covid
second time in a row flying into O'Hare just to wait on the tarmac for indefinite lengths of time cause they can't find us a gate
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
second time in a row flying into O'Hare just to wait on the tarmac for indefinite lengths of time cause they can't find us a gate
the first thing we saw as we made our triumphant return to Rochester was a turkey blatantly disregarding traffic laws
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the first thing we saw as we made our triumphant return to Rochester was a turkey blatantly disregarding traffic laws
left my wallet on the bus yesterday and apparently it's got enough of nothing in it that it wasn't stolen
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
left my wallet on the bus yesterday and apparently it's got enough of nothing in it that it wasn't stolen
a colleague told me they "lost their gallbladder" a while back and i automatically responded with "did you ever find it?"
the good news is they have a sense of humor
the good news is they have a sense of humor
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
a colleague told me they "lost their gallbladder" a while back and i automatically responded with "did you ever find it?"
the good news is they have a sense of humor
the good news is they have a sense of humor
accidentally ordered a cat tree to our old address and got a call from the new tenant who was super confused as to why he received a box addressed to Powderpuff Cilantro
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
accidentally ordered a cat tree to our old address and got a call from the new tenant who was super confused as to why he received a box addressed to Powderpuff Cilantro
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Don't mess with libraries.
The Institute of Museum and Library Services, the federal agency that provides funding for America's libraries, has announced it is reinstating all grants it had previously terminated, including those to libraries and library organizations across the U.S.
Read more: https://bit.ly/4496W4V
Read more: https://bit.ly/4496W4V
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don't mess with libraries.
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A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, drank scotch and whisky, passed out in a bathroom and was later released back to the wild. Story: https://t.ly/60xng
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, drank scotch and whisky, passed out in a bathroom and was later released back to the wild. Story: https://t.ly/60xng
am i allowed to enforce a "no sniffling in library" rule? if not, am I able to wear earplugs and a hazmat suit all winter?
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
am i allowed to enforce a "no sniffling in library" rule? if not, am I able to wear earplugs and a hazmat suit all winter?
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new meme just dropped
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
new meme just dropped
we played Mind the Gap with my family and my parents got stuck on the Gen Z slang space
I've never seen my 70y/o father concentrate more on what "turnt up" or "SMH" could possibly mean
I've never seen my 70y/o father concentrate more on what "turnt up" or "SMH" could possibly mean
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
we played Mind the Gap with my family and my parents got stuck on the Gen Z slang space
I've never seen my 70y/o father concentrate more on what "turnt up" or "SMH" could possibly mean
I've never seen my 70y/o father concentrate more on what "turnt up" or "SMH" could possibly mean
my mom and I have started our annual tea advent calendar with a new brand this year and I'm 99% sure she's gonna love all of them and I'm gonna hate all of them
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
my mom and I have started our annual tea advent calendar with a new brand this year and I'm 99% sure she's gonna love all of them and I'm gonna hate all of them
once again, I get to place an online pizza order on my mom's behalf because she cannot seem to do it herself
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
once again, I get to place an online pizza order on my mom's behalf because she cannot seem to do it herself
my dad learned how to use the thumbs up emoji so now every text from him includes at least one
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
my dad learned how to use the thumbs up emoji so now every text from him includes at least one
we invest in dozens of cat beds and yet they choose the patio cushions that we threw down the stairs for storage
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
we invest in dozens of cat beds and yet they choose the patio cushions that we threw down the stairs for storage
my gas price obsessed MIL is questioning me on all the gas prices we saw between her house and ours
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
my gas price obsessed MIL is questioning me on all the gas prices we saw between her house and ours
I don't have a heat pack for my UC pain so i just have to convince my cats to lay on my abdomen and never get up
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I don't have a heat pack for my UC pain so i just have to convince my cats to lay on my abdomen and never get up
how dare my chronic illness impact my life
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
how dare my chronic illness impact my life
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It is happening again
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It is happening again
i accidentally left my coat at work and wore my work cardigan out, so now I am leaving the gym in shorts, flip flops, and a cardigan
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i accidentally left my coat at work and wore my work cardigan out, so now I am leaving the gym in shorts, flip flops, and a cardigan
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posture check
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
posture check
no matter how sleep deprived I become, I will always finish my powerwash simulator 2 level before bed
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
no matter how sleep deprived I become, I will always finish my powerwash simulator 2 level before bed
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I am so freaking excited for this. The book was phenomenal. The first trailer was excellent. And this one had me smiling the whole time. Warning: do not watch if you haven't read the book and don't want spoilers. Also: TURN IT UP.
youtu.be/5VYsnngkS_U?...
youtu.be/5VYsnngkS_U?...
Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am so freaking excited for this. The book was phenomenal. The first trailer was excellent. And this one had me smiling the whole time. Warning: do not watch if you haven't read the book and don't want spoilers. Also: TURN IT UP.
youtu.be/5VYsnngkS_U?...
youtu.be/5VYsnngkS_U?...