Finding myself for the umpteenth time this past decade.
September 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Finding myself for the umpteenth time this past decade.
Is it a parenting win or fail that “Go the F*ck to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach is officially in the bedtime book rotation for my almost 2 year old?
May 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Is it a parenting win or fail that “Go the F*ck to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach is officially in the bedtime book rotation for my almost 2 year old?
I’m sleep deprived and probably getting sick, so I’m going to drink 50oz of coffee about it.
May 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’m sleep deprived and probably getting sick, so I’m going to drink 50oz of coffee about it.
All I’m saying is that I’ve never seen the Hulk and a duck in the same room.
May 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
All I’m saying is that I’ve never seen the Hulk and a duck in the same room.
These early mornings won’t always happen. The ones where you’re up at 4:45am and ready to party. Where I, blurry eyed and half awake, scurry to the fridge to grab your milk cup and gently come into your room to retrieve you from your crib.
April 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
These early mornings won’t always happen. The ones where you’re up at 4:45am and ready to party. Where I, blurry eyed and half awake, scurry to the fridge to grab your milk cup and gently come into your room to retrieve you from your crib.
I was today years old when I learned that compliment and complement are two different words.
April 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I was today years old when I learned that compliment and complement are two different words.
Today I will accept the things that suit me and let go of the things that don’t. It’s ok to mourn the things I let go, just as much as it is ok for me to celebrate the joys that today brings. Joy and sorrow can coexist.
April 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Today I will accept the things that suit me and let go of the things that don’t. It’s ok to mourn the things I let go, just as much as it is ok for me to celebrate the joys that today brings. Joy and sorrow can coexist.
Reposted
The worst catastrophes of history are caused by men who are malevolent, ignorant, and have exceptional wills.
April 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The worst catastrophes of history are caused by men who are malevolent, ignorant, and have exceptional wills.
I recognized my neighbor at the food bank today. I knew I had seen their face before but didn’t place them until I had driven back home and saw them unloading in the parking lot. 1/3
April 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I recognized my neighbor at the food bank today. I knew I had seen their face before but didn’t place them until I had driven back home and saw them unloading in the parking lot. 1/3
Thank you to @lasagnalove.bsky.social. I can’t express how much this means to me..
March 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Thank you to @lasagnalove.bsky.social. I can’t express how much this means to me..
My carton of strawberries is full of GMOs this week.
March 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My carton of strawberries is full of GMOs this week.
The best part of being an adult is that you can bake cookies whenever you want. The worst part of being an adult is that you can eat as many cookies as you want.
March 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The best part of being an adult is that you can bake cookies whenever you want. The worst part of being an adult is that you can eat as many cookies as you want.
The Toddler realized that I have eyebrows and eyelashes for the first time today. It would have been much cuter except for the fact that it was 4:27am and only one of us was thrilled to be awake.
March 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The Toddler realized that I have eyebrows and eyelashes for the first time today. It would have been much cuter except for the fact that it was 4:27am and only one of us was thrilled to be awake.
Is it weird that I have to schedule my sadness?
March 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Is it weird that I have to schedule my sadness?
Having someone to body double with would be fantastic right now.
March 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Having someone to body double with would be fantastic right now.
Trying to find the motivation to get out of bed today.
March 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Trying to find the motivation to get out of bed today.
I work in an industry where I know what type of vehicle my customers drive AND I have some level of autonomy of choosing my customers/providing them with a service. Looks like all folks with Teslas are going to have to find this service elsewhere. ✌🏻
February 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I work in an industry where I know what type of vehicle my customers drive AND I have some level of autonomy of choosing my customers/providing them with a service. Looks like all folks with Teslas are going to have to find this service elsewhere. ✌🏻
I have been nap trapped for THREE hours and I have to pee so bad.
February 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have been nap trapped for THREE hours and I have to pee so bad.
87% of parenting a toddler is just encouraging them through a poop.
February 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
87% of parenting a toddler is just encouraging them through a poop.
I’m (re)listening to a podcast episode from 2017 and the hosts bring up the terrors of DT’s first term and I keep screaming “IT GETS WORSE.”
February 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m (re)listening to a podcast episode from 2017 and the hosts bring up the terrors of DT’s first term and I keep screaming “IT GETS WORSE.”
Deactivated my twitter not only due to *waves hands wildly* but also because it’s time to move on to better things. I’d like to find my community here or through another similar app.
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Deactivated my twitter not only due to *waves hands wildly* but also because it’s time to move on to better things. I’d like to find my community here or through another similar app.
Thing I’ve said/done to make my toddler cry today:
1. Ask if he wants milk
2. Not give him milk when he told me no
3. Smile at him
4. Sit next to him
5. Make a silly face when he looks at me
6. Not follow him into another room immediately
7. Ask what’s wrong
8. Pick him up
9. Put him down
1. Ask if he wants milk
2. Not give him milk when he told me no
3. Smile at him
4. Sit next to him
5. Make a silly face when he looks at me
6. Not follow him into another room immediately
7. Ask what’s wrong
8. Pick him up
9. Put him down
February 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Thing I’ve said/done to make my toddler cry today:
1. Ask if he wants milk
2. Not give him milk when he told me no
3. Smile at him
4. Sit next to him
5. Make a silly face when he looks at me
6. Not follow him into another room immediately
7. Ask what’s wrong
8. Pick him up
9. Put him down
1. Ask if he wants milk
2. Not give him milk when he told me no
3. Smile at him
4. Sit next to him
5. Make a silly face when he looks at me
6. Not follow him into another room immediately
7. Ask what’s wrong
8. Pick him up
9. Put him down
The Toddler is an overachiever like myself and tested positive for the flu, strep, AND an ear infection.
February 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The Toddler is an overachiever like myself and tested positive for the flu, strep, AND an ear infection.