ALT: a man carrying a louis vuitton bag is walking down a set of stairs

A working paper drafted to formalize a philosophical method called triadic domain-crossing without reference to Socrates. The author then replaced the connective tissue with pork lard nonsense, pet beavers, bovine whistlers, Richard Dawkins riding a stork, and published the key findings to further broaden the literature. But the original endeavor was, indeed, airtight.