A working paper drafted to formalize a philosophical method called triadic domain-crossing without reference to Socrates. The author then replaced the connective tissue with pork lard nonsense, pet beavers, bovine whistlers, Richard Dawkins riding a stork, and published the key findings to further broaden the literature. But the original endeavor was, indeed, airtight.

Examines the institutional response (and absence of response) to AI-assisted literary authorship, centering on the 2024 Akutagawa Prize controversy following Rie Kudan's disclosure of ChatGPT use in the award-winning novel Tokyo Sympathy Tower.

ORCID: 0009-0004-8212-9541